The Grand Unveiling...

By now maybe some of you are wondering what Hoover and The Toothless Wonder look like...well wonder no more! I figured- you've all been good, loyal readers- why not? But then I though- no, that would be awfully mean to post their pictures up on my blog like that...

So instead I hired a very talented and world-renowned artist to draw up some renditions using the photographs I had...

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado:

Hoover

and The Toothless Wonder

* thanks to Jack for the awesome drawings...I almost peed my pants...

*smooches...with a sharpie, printer paper, scanner and photoshop*

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i knew you would always want more

i knew you would never be done

'cuz everyone is a fucking napoleon

yeah everyone is a fucking napoleon