Me: I just stood someone up for lunch bcuz when I saw him in the diner from outside he was uglier than in his pic- and fatter- and ape-like. So I kept walking like nothing.
Was that wrong?
Jack: We don't date apes. Carry on.
*smooches...stocking up on SPF 5,000*
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I am walking on the bridge,
I am over the water,
And I'm scared as hell
But I know there's something better.
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