The Universe Is Fucking With Me.

And not in a good way.

Can ya'll please explain to me why, in a city of three trillion, did I have to run into ex-boyfriend number 9, the very one I lost my virginity to, the one who left school under a sexaliciously scandalous cloud of controversy, on my way home from work?

And why did I have to look like I'd been run over by five Mack trucks two weeks ago and haven't slept since?

Doesn't Karma have other places to be? Other people to mess with? This jerky asshole went around spreading falsehoods about Lani to her ex- where's his punishment? Don-freakin'-Mattingly was NOT offered Torre's job...why is Steinbrenner still on top of the world? But lil ole me- I make fun of a few people, break a few hearts here and there, play practical jokes on my kids that scare them half to death just for kicks- me! I get punished?

First one ex tracks me down via a Google search, now another works like FOUR BLOCKS from where I work...who's next?? Leonardo? Johnny?

Not fair, Karma! Not fair at all!!!

*smooches...learning that it's NOT OK to leave the house without make-up*
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but quietly, between you
and me
he's doing well for
himself
and didn't look
half bad...