Friday, November 30, 2007

...Because I'm An Awesome Friend!

I received this email from Lani as a response to my message about New Year's Eve parties around the city:

Why are you reminding me of what a loser I am? I don’t have a date for New Years, much less this weekend!!!! I plan on crying into a martini glass when the ball drops, then passing out on a street bench somewhere where the birds can poop on me all day………

*smooches...promoting alcoholism one email at a time*
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...and quietly, I might have to join her on that bench...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Lani,

I resent your totally taking my plans for New Years and turning them into your own. This is like plagiarism or something. I OBJECT!

Unknown said...

an idea for new years:
spend time with your family...

instead of spending it with someone who you may never see again...

The Jaded NYer said...

@ Brother Omi: family? as in the people who overfed me at Thanksgiving? You must be crazy...

:)