...Because I'm An Awesome Friend!

I received this email from Lani as a response to my message about New Year's Eve parties around the city:

Why are you reminding me of what a loser I am? I don’t have a date for New Years, much less this weekend!!!! I plan on crying into a martini glass when the ball drops, then passing out on a street bench somewhere where the birds can poop on me all day………

*smooches...promoting alcoholism one email at a time*
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...and quietly, I might have to join her on that bench...