WOO HOO, BI-OTCHES!!
Today, a study was released by CQ Press entitled "City Crime Rankings: Crime in Metropolitan America" naming Detroit, MI the most dangerous city in the U.S. (You can read the story here.)
New York City didn't even crack the top 5!
And while the study has many critics crying "foul play" and the FBI stating, "These rough rankings provide no insight into the numerous variables that mold crime in a particular town, city, county, state, or region..." because announcements like this can cause a mass exodus from a city, affecting its economy and such, I still have this to say to Detroit:
Today, a study was released by CQ Press entitled "City Crime Rankings: Crime in Metropolitan America" naming Detroit, MI the most dangerous city in the U.S. (You can read the story here.)
New York City didn't even crack the top 5!
And while the study has many critics crying "foul play" and the FBI stating, "These rough rankings provide no insight into the numerous variables that mold crime in a particular town, city, county, state, or region..." because announcements like this can cause a mass exodus from a city, affecting its economy and such, I still have this to say to Detroit:
NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAA!!!
Now maybe friends and family will believe me when I say that the subway is totally safe at 4AM!
*smooches...a little less Jaded than I was ten minutes ago*
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let's go jogging in Central Park after dark wearing a bunch of gold chains and our iPods! who's with me?
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