Me and Jack, circa October 2006Jack: New Rule. Slutty=having to plan a shower between partners.
Me: Is there a story behind this rule? Slut!
Jack: Um. If the shower isn't PLANNED then = no slut
Me: Accidental sluttiness...the new craze sweeping America!
Jack: Oops
Me: I was minding my own business...next thing I knew his penis was in my mouth...don't know how that happened.
Jack: And then this other one fell into my hand...I'm confused
Me: What was I to do? I didn't want to be rude...
Jack: Obviously I did what any polite person would do...I said Thank You
Me: And put them BOTH in my mouth. There was no time for a shower...
Jack: And next time I won't do that on a crowded train, officer
Me: I promise this time for real
Jack: Excuse me, officer...are those real handcuffs?
Me: Cool! I only have the pink furry ones. Hey! Is that...your PENIS?
Jack: LOL!
*smooches...no longer wondering why my Verizon bill is through the roof*
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this is pretty much how ALL my conversations with Jack go...
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4 comments:
You two are so many "watch lists" and don't even know it.
let them "watch"
it's why I have the see-through curtains in my bedroom, and why I write a blog. I ain't scurred of The Man. The Man needs to wear a cup 'round me lest he sing falsetto for the remainder of his childless life!!!!
lol
all i can say
lol
too much time on their hands
the unfortunate part is that there are people who make alot of money doing this stuff without the oral....
Dear brother omi:
I'm sorry, come again? The unfortunate part, oral, wha?
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