I used to think I had a great rack, until this morning when N, who I so graciously let sleep in my bed with me last night, informed me amidst a cackle of laughter:
"Wow. Your boobies look like they're spilling off the side of your body."
Thanks. A lot. That REALLY helps my self-esteem tons!!
I mean it's not like I sacrificed my great bod in order to feed and nurture your ungrateful ass or anything...
*smooches...launching a new anti-breast feeding campaign ASAP*
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can you tell she's my daughter?
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
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Girl, it doesn't matter what they look like when you are laying there in bed, what matters is that they stand up into the SKY when you squeeze them into a bustier, push-up bra or a corsette!! Bright side honey, always look to the bright side....
what i posted on someone else's blog about the same issue:
"personally i have no issues with sagging breasts, pouch, dimples in the booty, etc. personally, i find those are marks of maturity and demonstrates the sacrifices sisters go through for child birthing"
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