And The Cheese Stands Alone

I officially have no single girlfriends in the City; little by little everyone has paired off and left me with little to no options when it's time to party.

And no offense to my chicas- I'm super happy y'all found mates- but my idea of a good time does not include your man. And none of them reading this should in any way feel that they need to apologize for their happiness, because I'm not sad or lacking. Just remember that I'm single BY CHOICE.

But back to my point-- I've been left with no option but to *GASP* make new friends. At age 32. Do you know how hard that is? To try and bond with another female- a jealous, snippy, bitchy, hormonal female- at this age? UGH! I'm not looking forward to it, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna play third wheel to my friends and their significant others on the few nights I have free to party and wild out.

Because my biggest fear is that now that they all have someone, they will be tempted to set me up, get ME paired off and placed in that same comfort zone they've found. And that is absolutely NOT what I want. No set ups with his friends. No, "I know the perfect guy for you" should ever be directed at me- that's just too much pressure, the likes of which I will surely crumble under...

This is not to say I will throw my girlfriends away- OH HELL NO! Those are my ride or die bitches!! But now that they have someone they are accountable to and have to consider when making plans, it's kind of hard to expect them to be free on Saturday nights for random car rides to Boston at the drop of a hat.

I suppose for the time being, until I meet some other cool, SINGLE females, I'll have to go back to my high school days and just buddy up with the fellas; they're so much easier to be friends with- straight shooters, no bullshit, no fear. And they usually like to pay for everything...

*smooches...getting my brain ready for sports watchin' and Spades tourneys with the guys*
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side note observation: they've all paired off with white dudes... maybe I'm wrong in my exclusion of Anglos in my own search?

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Nah; I needs me a brotha...