Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Aw Sookie Sookie Now...

from the DR newswire:

Dominican appointed to Court of Appeals

Rolando Acosta became the first Dominican to be appointed to the New York Court of Appeals. Acosta was appointed by NY Governor Eliot Spitzer. Originally from Santiago, Acosta moved to the US at the age of 14. He will serve on the first division of the Court, overseeing Manhattan and the Bronx. Diario Libre writes that Acosta is one of New York's most seasoned judges, issuing dozens of verdicts and arguments that have been published both locally and nationally.

A country boy, too! Can you imagine bachata playing from his office? The DR flag on his desk? Adobo smells coming from his office during lunch? Whippin' out his chancleta to beat a fool for committing a crime? The possibilities are endless!

And an Acosta, to boot! I bet we're related...

*smooches...hoping Rolando doesn't get caught smoking crack with a hooker*
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go Rolando, it's yo' birthday, we gonna party like it's yo' birthday...

6 comments:

lanibear said...

I almost spit out my coffee at the thought of a criminal getting whooped with a chancleta!!

The Jaded NYer said...

Guaranteed- any Dominican or Puerto Rican criminal would obey the power of the chancleta in a heartbeat more than they would the possibility of going to jail! HA HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

I loved the crack smokin hooker reference. Let's just hope that the man wears socks to work, though.

The Jaded NYer said...

so you expect him to wear socks with his chancletas? Now THAT'S country...

Unknown said...

Santiago in the HOUSE!

eff that, no socks in the house too...

what!

The Jaded NYer said...

HA HA HA!! That's right, Omi, be proud!!