I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!!!

I've been toiling and typing till my fingers bleed since 2005 and finally, FINALLY, I've made it as a blogger...

I GOT HATE MAIL!!! Yes, me, ME!!! I thought this day would never come!!

It was for the post about the dude who killed/ate his girl, because I automatically assumed dude was white and said (wrote) so in the blog. In my defense, c'mon people, usually when stuff like this goes down, the culprit is some dorky looking white dude with a mullet and 80's glasses who weighs like 30lbs wet!

But whatever, that's not the point: I GOT MY FIRST PIECE OF HATE MAIL!! I feel so special...

*smooches...for the person who took a minute from his/her cross-burnings to leave me a comment*
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I'd like to thank all the little people I had to step on to get to this point; all the nationalities and races I've made fun of- Mexicans, Blacks, Whites, Indians, Middle Easterners, Jewish, Dominicans (whoop whoop!) and Haitians, ESPECIALLY Haitians (you guys ROCK! Now go pick my cane, boy! LOL...I kid, I kid)... you all hold a special place in my heart...*sniffle sniffle* I promised myself I wouldn't cry...