I'd wish for patience...
*smooches...fresh from walking behind the SLOWEST HUMAN BEING KNOWN TO MAN*
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I don't care if you're 80, get on up out my way, dammit! I only get 30 minutes for lunch!!!
Read my first published story, Grey Matter, at Blue Lake Review online.
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