Found on a post-it during my end of the year clean-up:
Are you okay?
Oh no, my eyeball fell out, but I'm okay.
*smooches...so confused at my own notes*
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who the hell did I have that conversation with?
Read my first published story, Grey Matter, at Blue Lake Review online.
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