Wednesday, February 06, 2008

The Jaded NYer Is Silenced!

Some stupid m-f-ing izm has got a hold of my throat, making it hard to swallow and even speak.

Is the Universe trying to tell me something?



*smooches...admitting defeat in the battle for my health, for once*
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and trust me, Universe, I hear you loud and clear. I know why you are punishing me and I've learned my lesson.

3 comments:

Grampa said...

Alka Seltzer Cold Plus and Thera Flu.

In Heath Ledger like quantities.

Oh, and those little Chloraseptic Throat lozenges. They really fuck'n work.

The Jaded NYer said...

LOL @ "heath ledger like quantities"

Grampa said...

Personally, I looked at the list of drugs they found in his system and I kinda scoffed.

That shit was like breakfast on a Tuesday morning for me back in the day.

I just hope someone learns a lesson from him. Hopefully someone has learned a lesson from me.

I know that I try to help every addict I can, but I carry the message, not the addict.