New York Governor Idiot Spitzer, AKA Client 9, spent 80Gs on hookers?! Are you FUCKING kidding me? I hope that number is exaggerated... you know what I can do with 80Gs, dude? My student loans would be a thing of the past, credit cards would have a zero balance and my paycheck would be all mine.
80Gs on hookers... I can't even fathom that much money on something other than education or real estate... and folks- he's a product of three of the best schools in the country: Horace Mann, Princeton and Harvard Law. And still, he spent 80Gs on hookers... maybe he should have majored in economics...
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On Tuesday, Dr. Laura Schlessinger just started some shit by stating that, when men cheat, women have to share part of the blame.
OOOH!! Dr. Laura is GANGSTA! Now you KNOW the ladies are gonna rip her a new one for that!!
Me? I have to agree with her only because I've been that wife. And I can honestly say that I had a part in my ex's indiscretions. I mean, my situation was nothing compared to this mess, but still...
Listen to me before you start cussing me out from your respective soapboxes.
I am in NO WAY excusing anyone's behavior- you break a trust and we're through. Period. But we're through because obviously A) you don't respect me enough to keep it in your pants and B)I don't love you enough to care (at least in my case).
A guest on Dr. Laura's show, "...psychologist Jeff Gardere, said that trying to decide who’s at fault is beside the point. 'It’s not about the blame game,' he said. 'It’s about looking at what’s going on in this marriage that may have been ripe for this to happen.'"
And I agree with that 100%. I won't go into details about my own situation (I must maintain some sense of mystery in our relationship *wink*), but I will cop to, at times, fostering the type of relationship that would make it easy for any man to turn his back on his vows. I'm not saying that to dog myself or take the blame, I'm stating a fact. I know what I did, how I behaved and the cruel, cutting words that came out of my mouth...I can accept my role in what went wrong.
At first, I joined everybody else in the whole, "I can't believe Silda Wall Spitzer is standing next to that fool supporting him and not beating him senseless with a chancleta" but the ex Mrs. McGreevey helped me see the other side of it and recall my own situation. Mrs. Spitzer knows what she's doing and why, and what kind of relationship she has.
Do you, Silda. I got your back, gurl!
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You just KNOW that when the news broke, wherever Hillary was she was cursing like a sailor. Can't you picture it?
"That motherFUCKER! Now every *bleep* reporter is going to ask me about this *beep*!!!"
Then she probably looked over at Bill and gave him the stankest of side-eyes and said, "You just had to fuck those hos, didn't you?!" And Bill would be cowering in the corner yelling, "Please don't beat me again! I said SORRY!" ...Secret service would just quietly leave the room and let the ass-whoopin' commence.
At that very moment, somewhere along the campaign trail, Barack and Michelle Obama lit up a fat one and hi-five'd each other... McCain muttered under his breath, "Damn, I hope they don't look into Client 11..."
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So now they are calling for Spitzer to step down, and in discussing it with Cathi (yes, we discuss politics...it's not always Tequila and balls with us, OKAY?) we both wondered aloud why elected officials are asked to step down when they get caught with their pants down, literally.
I asked my co-workers, seeing as they are 20X more knowledgeable on this stuff than I am (they've all been in politics and PR since the caveman days); come to find that in Client 9s case, this is a matter of broken federal laws: he had this trick brought across state lines for the expressed purpose of paying her for sex, PLUS where he got the funds (and it had BETTER not be from my tax dollars...) or how he "structured" the money to pay the ho is also under investigation.
Seeing as he was a very hard-ass'd attorney general, he shoulda known better- when you break federal laws, i.e. cheat Uncle Sam out of his money, OOOH, you're done, son! Uncle Sam is a crazy pimp who will slap a ho for coming up short- even his prize ho!
Here's a note to all men, whether you're in the public eye or just a regular Joe Schmo:
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, LEST YOU WANT IT CUT OFF!
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If (when?) Idiot steps down, most likely Lt. Gov. David Patterson would take over. And all anyone is saying about him is that he's legally blind and that he's well-liked. So never mind that he's got 20-some years of experience in this hustle (whereas Spitzer was just a lawyer, not a politician), he's a swell guy so he'll do a swell job.
Is it me, or whenever you have a black man on the verge of taking over some shit like this people are always like, "He's so nice and charming and everyone likes him."
SO WHAT? Can the man run this shit or not, that's all I care about...
*no smooches right now...politics and infidelity gives me hives*
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the saga continues... I'm still waiting to see an Inside Edition interview with Monica and Paula's take on the situation, HA!!!
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Girl - I'm gonna have to wear Depends while reading this shit from now on. You got me laughing so hard I damn near wet myself. I'm lovin' the visual of Barack and Michelle lighting a fat one and high fiving.
The bit at the end there about people saying Patterson is a nice guy reminds me of that Chris Rock bit when he says whenever there's a black leader the one thing white people will say is 'he speaks so well'. Rock says 'speaks so well is some shit you say about retarded kids that can talk good.' I'm with you, I don't care if he's a nice guy or how the hell he talks - can the guy do the job or not?
Question...who cheated first...you or your ex? How did you find out? If you don't mind me asking.
I didn't (and don't) cheat; it's one of the things I carried over from my Christian upbringing even after I quit the Church: no matter how unhappy you are you DON'T CHEAT. You suffer in silence like a good Catholic and pray till your knees bleed. That's what the nuns taught us.
but he was raised Jehovah's witness...I guess it's okay for them to cheat LOL
How did I find out? Because he's an idiot and I'm a good P.I., simple as that.
Don't ever try to hide infidelity from a Dominican woman; we wrote the book on being cheated on LMAO!!!
@ bangs and a bun- look at Obama's weed lips! You just KNOW he's smoking on the "tour bus", prolly got Ludacris n them up in there, too, talkin' 'bout:
"I got a big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just seen a big ol' ass..."
LMAO!!! You are hilarious. The reason why I asked is because they say that we are very sloppy when it comes to covering up our shyt. It sounds like you were on to him and his foolish ways.
Y'all are sloppy! It's like you WANT to get caught. But I think I fixed him good; his new GF should really thank me LOL
That's what I've been told. Men are maad sloppy. I haven't been caught...b/c I haven't cheated. I did on a girlfriend but that don't count, right? LOL.
Maybe your ex has learned his lesson???
I think so; it's hard NOT to learn your lesson when there's a sharp kitchen knife coming at your throat.
He's all good now.
LMAO! I believe you!
I'm mad that here in DC they had reporters at the hotel where it went down. Reporting on scene like I give a damn about the hotel.
We were just talking about how there is no pussy worth paying 80g's for and it was over like 4 years, he could have hired a college student to break him off for 20k a year then write them off as an employee and he would still be in office lol
I'm mad you just came up with a contingency plan, like you've had it on the back burner for a while, mhmm
LMAO!!!
PS- his chic is some 22yr old from Jersey. Was he with her throughout the 4 years this has been going down? We'll find out soon enough...
this is a hot mess indeed. i can't even poise my thoughts on it right now!
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