Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Attention All Five-Feet-Nothing Mexican Men:

I have no desire to date you.

My 12yr old daughter is taller than you.

And you're hairdo is left over from 1963.

And you have gold teeth.

That is all...

*smooches...but NOT for the short Mexicans!*
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I really want to know where oh where they get the balls to even THINK about asking me out...I'm not even approachable- ask anyone!!

6 comments:

Eb the Celeb said...

lmao!

Unknown said...

hey some of us never give up

The Jaded NYer said...

tenacity and determination, I'm all for that, but WHY OH WHY can I never walk into any green grocery in my 'hood without the South and Central Americans hitting on me???

Bangs and a Bun said...

That was hilarious. Made my day.

mp1 said...

lol.

damn, tell us how you really feel

Don said...

Damn. Ive been running down your blog post, and now I cant remember what post you posted the original two links that I came to read. Im sleepy. Going to bed now. I read one. If you dont mind post the other again...please.