Man, after Monday's showdown with K, this weekend without my kids is going to be so sweet and well-deserved. I can't even tell you all the non-kid-friendly things I want to get into, but you all have pretty good imaginations, so I'll leave it at that ;)
In the meantime, here's some housekeeping, etc updates for y'all...
Read Up, Subscribers!
My blogroll has gotten a lil fatter as I keep coming across funny/informative/insightful web pages. Take a peek over at some of the places I visit and see if you don't fall in love with their words. And stop being so dang shy/stubborn and give Stranger Than Fiction some love! I know I don't update it very often but STILL... you make a blogger wanna cry...
Two of note: JACK has started a public blog- Lord help us all; and Lani is embarking on a sort of business venture with her new blog for city cycle junkies- ride on! I am personally endorsing these, especially because they are fellow Technites and OF COURSE everything they write will be PURE GENIUS. You know, like on my site.
Yetis All Over Manhattan
Every since I spotted that dude in the fur a couple of weeks ago, I've been noticing more and more people walking around looking like Bigfoot on my way to work. Fur coats, furry boots, even furry hats. What the hell? Who started THIS trend and where can I find them? I have a right hook with their name on it...
If You Want To Stalk Me On Tuesdays...
...you can find me at the 6th Avenue Bally's after work. I finally got the membership brouhaha settled, with the help of the very cute front desk hottie, Juan.
Yes, of course I'm going to the gym to work out to get fit and healthy, but it doesn't hurt at all to wear the cutest of cute workout ensembles and casually say hi to Juan.
Besides, he flirted with me FIRST! It wasn't my fault; I was just there to get my membership card. HE'S THE ONE who kept trying to engage me in conversation and gave me the eye and half-smile!
I just wish he weren't so young! Lani, hon, maybe you want to take this one??
Apparently, He Remembers How I Do
Recent text conversation with an ex:
EX: How are you and the girls? Hope all is well.
ME: We are fine. Um... who is this?
EX: Damn it girl, it's K
ME: Sorry! lol- didn't have your number
EX: Now I am hurt, from all our past conversations, you didn't save the number?
ME: That was a while ago! And we hardly speak. but I have your card, though
EX: Hmm, no love for KD
ME: LOL! You know how I do!
EX: *as he smiles* Yes I remember how you do...
*smooches...loving Friday so much, I wanna take it out behind the Middle School and get it pregnant*
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people, I am in serious "30 Rock" withdrawal... April cannot get here fast enough... Penzo OUT!
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Does it count if I add you to my google reader? Or does it have to be on my blog? And I agree with you on the fur boots chewbacca should stay in the movies
hey- you are under no obligation to add me anywhere (except in your sexiest of dreams, like every other man on the planet LOL), but I appreciate any addition you make anywhere :)
RE: fur- I blame Kanye; and if I can get a chance to let him know at the concert in May, trust me, I will...
I'MA DO ME....I'MA DO ME
SORRY THAT TEXT CONVERSATION MADE ME THINK OF THAT SONG...LOL
The whole fur thing started with the boots, I called them "Chewbaca boots" cuz they reminded me of wookies.
Though if you wanna get all technical about it... the Hasidic jews have been wearing those fur hats for like over a century. Even in the summer-time.
I guess it finally became mainstream.
@eb- you're crazy! lol
@pan- LMAO @ Hasidic Jews starting a trend...oh my god...that was HI-larious!!!!!
"loving Friday so much, I wanna take it out behind the Middle School and get it pregnant"
LMAO @ you!!!!
Man- Tracy Morgan is FUN-NY! If you ain't watching 30 Rock you're missing out!!
great post shorty, I am fan. and you gotta tell people that 30 rock is that shit.
I'm tryin' to get the word out, but nobody wants to watch scripted television these days... damn relity TV done ruined people's brains!!
Listen up, people- if you watch no other comedies this year, watch 30 Rock, seriously.
u win this weeks award for the best random thing said on a blog.
"take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant."
dude.
classic.
michigan folk seem 2 love the fur too.
even in the rain... at the bus stop.
lol
happy friday.
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