*smooches...wondering why this van hasn't been put out of its misery*
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my landlord is going to have a fit when he sees it...
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9 comments:
Watch out for Scooby and the gang... it's been a long time since the 70's.
I think I usta own that, before I met Warren Buffett.
LMAO... omg... is that what you saw when you walked out of your house this morning...ha!
@pan- are they in town investigating my new non-neighbor? I've only ever seen the back of his head... he gets mail, and his lights are on sometimes, but I've never seen his face.
OMG- what if he has NO FACE!!!
I need a Scooby snack...
@baba- well, can you come and get your car? Or call the person you sold it to? the sight of it almost burned my retinas out!
@eb- YES! can you imagine? I'm already funky 'cuz it's raining and I'm running late, and then Sandford and/or Son is blocking my view of my quiet nabe!
I wish the picture could have shown the TRASH that was inside- no lie! Piles and piles of trash inside the van!
Hey if it runs......
Damn, if I was driving that I'd have the windows tinted pitch black. I wouldn't be trying to have someone see me in there.
looks like a tour bus from Iraq
Hey there!!! :) Thanks for giving me your link; I've added you to my feed reader.
@mp1- my daughter told me some old white man owns the van, and I'm like, "He lives around here? Driving THAT?"
@12kyle- doen't it though? like it's been through hell and back!?!
@funkybrownchick- thanks; I'll send folks your way, too :)
@dejanae- I might have to move... he was still there when I got home... luckily it was garbage day so I didn't have to see it this morning!
Damn! Does it still run? lol
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