So, nastiness behind me, taking deep breaths, remembering that murder is still a crime in New York, I've decided to bring the funny back to the spot...
I saw this on the bulletin board at my daughter's elementary school about a month ago.
It jumped out at us, and for two seconds we paused like deer caught in headlights. Then we laughed and laughed and laughed all the way home.
*smooches...checking in the mirror just to make sure*
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now you KNOW that child's teacher had a field day with this drawing!!