Two separate conversations I had with my kids today...
Situation: K needed the computer to sketch a microscope for homework and I gave her a small window before I kicked her out of my chair... I even started a 5-second countdown--
Me: Five...
K: (frantic) I NEED A PIECE OF PAPER!
Me: Four...
K: I NEED A PENCIL!
Me: Three...
K: I NEED SOMETHING TO LEAN ON!
Me: Two...
K: I NEED CHEESE!!
Situation: I'm milking my illness for all it's worth and REALLY don't want to cook dinner, so I try to manipulate K into cooking by offering ridiculous meal options--
Me: What's for dinner girls?
K: I don't know...mommy?
Me: We could have crescent rolls... with poop...
K: No, I've had poop. It's not very good.
N: Especially green poop...
*smooches...so sorry I ever introduced them to sarcasm*
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I feel so sorry for the poor idiot who falls in love with them...
Thursday, March 27, 2008
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8 comments:
"i need something to lean on"
lmao !
why did she need 2 lean !!!
kids.
and green poop.
definitely not a good look
i hope yall just went w/the cresent rolls
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Sounds like they are JUST as clever as you. LOL
@i can't complain- she was looking for something like a hardcover book to place the paper over LOL in her frantic state she asked for something to lean on!
we did have the crescent rolls... although they were kinda misshapen because neither one of us had made them before!
and that green poop statement...my little one is always coming from left field with some crazy stuff! She scares me...
@12kyle- yes, they have inherited my smart mouth; I can't even be mad at them.
OMG... that is so nasty...lol
Your girls are a trip!
That is very, very scary.
lol
i like them
I'm with dejanae...too cute!
cresent rolls and poop?
UGH!
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