I was just sent this video. I'll let you watch it before I comment.
(WARNING: it might not be safe for work)
This dude is INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!!
1- She's a 54DD? Hmm...might be time to get new glasses, Alice. I'd say she was a 32D at best.
2- Are you actually in God's house saying the word "titties" and calling someone's mother a whore and saying they were born trash, but you're not trashing them? IN GOD'S HOUSE? Wow. That's gangsta.
3- I wouldn't be callin' on Elijah and his slayin' of lyin' preachers if I were you...
4- If you don't speak I don't eat? Shiiit, that's messed up! Well, keep speaking then, 'cause I's a food lovin' bitch!
5- Those who speak against you will get cancer AND have to eat eggshell soup with pigeon droppings gravy? Hmm... What's the weather like on your planet?
6- My personal favorite: in 500 years the black man has not progressed, but in two years Mexicans will be running their lives and writing their paychecks? Actually, I kinda have to agree on that one...you can't fling a sombrero in this country without hitting a Mexican these days...
And lastly, if this "Pastor Manning" is our last hope, well, shit, it was nice knowing y'all 'cause Armageddon is here!
Man, that was- HANDS DOWN- the BEST video I've seen to date... I'd really like to meet this poor delusional bastard; crazy people interest me...
*smooches...so so glad I got to see this video*
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and make sure not to miss the boys in the choir cracking up behind him...
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OMG!!! Hilarious! This dude is high. I know when I see a cat who is under the influence of some shyt!
54DDs? LMAO! He prolly hasn't seen a tit since his momma took hers out of his mouth.
I'm sayin'!! I have to find his church; I've got to see this hot ghetto mess in person!
Dear Last Hope:
I've decided that you're right about your congregation. They are nappy-headed, ignorant intellectually deficient drones ... however, not for the reasons you cited. It seems the proof in your accusations is shown in the fact that they sat through your "sermon," have probably done so before and will likely come back again. Cult congregations are interesting - are you fond of Kool-Aid? Moving to WACO, Texas? Come on - tell me. What's your plan?
man i can't front but watch this guy. funnneeeee
his church is in Harlem... OMG I HAVE to go see!!!
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