She's Too Literal For Me

Me: N, pass me the Spray n Wash so I can spray your skirt

N (after rustling about the closet for a hot minute): I can't find it. But we have Shout; you want that?

*smooches...waiting for this child of god to catch on to my nuances already*

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all I can do is laugh...sometimes I swear I'm on a sitcom...