Monday, March 31, 2008

THIS Bitch

Can someone please inform this heifer that I am the only one allowed to stalk John Cusack?

She was just arrested for "allegedly" stalking my boo AGAIN. Bitch... don't make me use my rent money to fly out to LA and beat your ass...



Is The Jaded NYer gonna have to choke a bitch?

*smooches...hoping my poor sweet Johnny is okay*
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and I look ten times better than her! HMPH!

photo via The Los Angeles Times

3 comments:

i.can't.complain. said...

i think smuckers has a higher cause for concern than do u and johnny c.

cuz clearly this b*tch has gotten into the jam cellar and had herself quite the time.

what in the world.

lmao @ u-

"don't make me use my rent money..."

-1-

Anonymous said...

Oh lord. Someone didn't get the memo. She better watch herself.

The Jaded NYer said...

@i can't complain- not the jam cellar! DAMN! that was funny!

@irene- yes, can someone get this woman the memo that says John in MINE?

@don- oh, she knows better. She was told to stay away from him already and she said she would. Then she tried to get to Tom Cruise, and now she's after my man again. I gave her a chance and she blew it, so now I have to beat her ass!

@12kyle- that's just what I'm fittin'a do...