Excerpts from a recent text conversation with Jack:
Jack: ...Quiero cock medicine
Me: MANEATER!
Jack: Whoa oh here he comes...
Me: I'm glad you realized I meant Hall and Oats and not Nelly Furtado!
Jack: um, I'm 32, OF COURSE it's Hall and Oats!
*smooches...mad that my soul mate has my same taste in men*
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