Sunday, April 20, 2008

All Night You Can Call Me

I usually hate getting junk mail or forwards in my email, especially if I'm expected to "pass it on" or whatever, but every once in a while I get one that is so deliciously fabulous that I want to find the person from which it originated and give them a big hug and kiss.

Like the forward I just got from a friend, subject line: YUMMY!, featuring the most scrumptious looking brothas... and yeah, a lot of them look like maybe they don't play for my team (Mr. Handcuffs, I'm looking at you...), but a girl can dream (and salivate), can't she:











*smooches...all of a sudden feelin' a little faint*
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when did this room start spinning? And what is this tingly-ness circulating throughout my body?

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Title courtesy of Ginuwine, "When We Make Love"

17 comments:

Eb the Celeb said...

I'm loving the tags

1. good shyt
2. lady estrogen
3. negritos
4. VIP hell pass

lmao

Anonymous said...

boring boring boring...same ol' boring dudes.

LOL!

I have become the most asexual person in the world.

Bloominggirl said...

*ahem* had to remember to breath...

I know these are the same ol, same ol but when you're not expecting to see so much beauty it's like fat free desert...all the yummy goodness without the calories......

- AMEN!

lanibear said...

To the first and last dudes:

MEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

(Good lord where are those guys because they are NOT here in NYC.)

@Irene: I also agree with you a bit--look too long at pics like this and they all blend together. You are not asexual, you are right!!

The Jaded NYer said...

@eb- man, this post is ALL of those things, 'cause I just know all the dirty thoughts in my head are securing my one-way, first-class ticket to hell, LOL!

@irene- asexual? unacceptable! I might have to drag you to Jamaica or something and help you get your groove back...

@nataleesthot- yeah, dude with the water bottle took my breath away, too!

@sweetabear- I knew you'd love them; I made sure to include the most chocolatey yummy ones just for you *wink*

Minnie223 said...

The last pic is my Fave! Oh man SHE is werkin' that bottle!

Anonymous said...

I don't know. They just all look the same. I mean, there isn't anything interesting about them, physically. Not enough to make me drool over them.

So, you got 6-pack abs. Big deal!

I bet they have pencil dicks anyway.

LOL!

The Jaded NYer said...

@tita- you know you wrong for that! LOL

@irene- PENCIL DICK?? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! OMG- that killed me!!!!!

Dave Van Buren said...

I'd like a refund on the eyesight this post stole from me lol

Don said...

lol @ the jaded nyer feelin' faint.

Anonymous said...

I know what you're going to say. "Gandi Duke is a hater."
But man, these dudes look suspect. I see "fudge packer" written all over their faces.

I'm not hatin' though...

Pan/Thanatos said...

There goes my daily dose of disturbment (sp?). Thanks... =*(

The Jaded NYer said...

@homer, gandi and pan- ok fellas... if this was so disturbing, feel free to send me better, more vision friendly pics at rpenzo@thejadednyer.net!! LOL

@don- I was faint! I had to call my friend and tell her not to send me stuff like that without a warning!!

What if I had been operating heavy machinery? Oh wait, that came out wrong. never mind.

Pan/Thanatos said...

Haha... I'll pass. I'm sure you've already seen the movie "Casper".

i.can't.complain. said...

sweet mother of spongebob

thnx for the eye-candy

fudge packers or not

most are pretty sexy

-1-

12kyle said...

Ummm...not tryna hate (but I am)...do u get emails of half nekkid women??? LMAO!!!!

The Jaded NYer said...

@pan- CASPER? LMAO- you're crazy!!!

@-1- that's what I'm sayin... and "sweet mother of spongebob"? You are DEFINITELY a mom LOL

@12kyle- LOL... the very first email I get with half nekkid ladies, I'll be sure to forward it to you ;)

@clnmike- gay or not, I'm starin... lol