Lani: ...And of course today is Cinco de Mayo, and guess what? I have a HOT date with about three loads of laundry!! What has become of my love life?!?!?!?!?
ME: You have a date with Laundry??? SO DO I!!! OMG, laundry is two-timing us!!!
*smooches...laughing at my attempt at spinster humor*
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seriously, guys, Lani and I are too, too fly to be dateless, WTF? where y'all at, fellas!
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Fifteen Days And Counting: Two Date-less Wonders Are We
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that's funny as hell. lol.
sometimes i have a date with my laptop
BWAHAHAHAH I don't love that hoe, matter fact I have me a date with Laundry myself, like, REAL soon
What? You want to know sad?
I am MARRIED and I haven't had a *DATE* since early December and that was only because it was hubby's birthday.
@12kyle- mhmm... triflin'!
does Mrs. Kyle know about these secret rendezvouz?? (did I spell that right? LOL)
@qucifer- I know that's right- laundry IS a ho!
@irene- *crickets*
well, um... *crickets*
LOL@ crickets.
what's this LAUNDRY you all speak of?
lmfao.
Yep, you need your very own sitcom show.
@irene- hey... see if Gary wants to be my wife, too; I HATE doing laundry lol
@don- I do, right? would you watch my show?? lol
although, I'm afraid that after two seasons the network would start "suggesting" changes and then I'd lose the essence of my show and finally just sell out until they cancel my no-longer-funny-ass
between you and me... I have written a treatment and part of a pilot for a sitcom (shhhhh!)
First of all - my phone is dead. Apparently, watching movies no your phone drains the battery REAL fast.
Secondly - can I borrow irene's husband when you're done with him?
Thirdly - LMprAO @ crickets.
Lastly - are there ACTUAL pilots in your sitcom?!??
of course. I watch it now. LOL.
@ Jaded NYer
LoL. She knows. It's either the laptop or blackberry
well my boyfriend is dishes.
so at least u and i have no competition
;-)
-1-
LMAO!
my boyfriend is cleaning my damn room and I have been standing him up all week...
its not really dirty I just have clothes everywhere from being out of town and not really unpacking and trying to re-pack to go out of town again...lol
oh and I got a load of whites I washed that I still havent folded...lol
Too funny.
una dominicana with no date? what has this world come to?
@jack- sure; I'll let Gary know where you live
and no there aren't any actual pilots, but I can make your character a pilot if you'd like :)
@don- okay, then make sure you get one of those Neilson boxes to keep my ratings up LOL
@12kyle- that's a damn shame! If I were her, I'd hide them one day just to see your reaction; but then again, I'm mean like that HA!
@-1- dishes and me broke up sooooo long ago that I don't EVEN want to hear his name spoken in my presence :)
@eb- ah, yes, the room... damn! why'd you remind me?!?!
@brother omi- I know, right?!?!
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