Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I Have A Weak Spot For Rastafarians

I don't know what it is about them, but Rastafarians have always made me swoon. The dreads, the accent, the beards- I can't explain it. And of course, living in Brooklyn I'm surrounded by them (holla!).

I tell you this as a preface to the third and last installment of the birthday festivities in New England.

Sunday morning, er, afternoon, Tia (Nina's mom) fed me well! Homemade beans, rice, con-con (that's the crunchy part of the rice at the bottom of the pot... whatchu know about that? huh?), spaghetti (only in a Dominican household- rice AND spaghetti) salad, maduros... and pork chops.

Now, I don't eat swine no more, not for a long time now. But my Tia was up all day cooking something, and I knew Nina didn't eat meat, so... I took one for the team and ate it. My stomach hated me for it, but I ate it.

A few hours later we were headed out to hear a reggae band at Mike's Harborside in Newburyport. That place was hella crowded but soooo much fun. And your girl here was scooped up within a few minutes of being there. True, dude looked like that alien baby on "V" (remember that TV miniseries with Marc Harmon and dude from the Freddy Kruger movies, Robert Englund?) but dancing is dancing. And no, ain't no pictures of that fool... I have to draw the line somewhere.

Here, instead, is a cute pic of me, my Lava Gina tshirt, Nina, and some of her drunk friends:



I feel like a giant in this pic LOL!

And on the sly, I did tape 21 seconds of this drunk woman dancing... she stayed cracking me up the whole time we were there:



OH and chiiiild!!! We saw this one black chick- just pretty as can be, nice shape, tall, could probably get any man she wants. You know who she was with? Some old-ass white dude. Can you say, Anna Nicole? And yeah, I'm hatin'. So what??

I also have pictures of the cute, Rastafarian bass player in the band (Hot Like Fire- who actually lived up to their name!). My girl out in LA has already stated her opinion- he looks a hot mess- but she also despises dreadlocks, so I don't pay her much mind.



And Nina was nice enough to get him to take a picture with us. 'Cause I was too chicken to ask myself. Yes, me. Chicken.



After the show we went up to New Hampshire to, what? Meet up with Cathi! So I never got to go to Maine but I did get to see my girl! Plus, her dear sweet boyfriend agreed to watch her babies while, what? We PAR-TAY next weekend!! Man, if Celia weren't with child, I'd fly her up and reunite The Rowdy Girls fo sho!



We met up at the Portsmouth Brewery, which was pretty much like the Harvest Brewery, where we had snacks, desert and a beer sampler. Plus loads of laughs! Nina even found a cute bolero at a quaint lil shop... for TEN DOLLARS! There was a matching fedora, but Nina has a shopping addiction, so I really couldn't allow her to purchase it in good conscious.



All in all, I had a blast. Monday morning Tia made me a typical Dominican breakfast (platanos, salchichon, fried eggs w/onions... no cheese though... I told her it was cool...) and then we scurried to catch my 1:00PM crazy Chinese bus back to NYC. My lovely city... want to know how it welcomed me back?

"Ladies and gentleman, we're sorry for the delay. We're being held here momentarily because of a sick passenger at Smith and Ninth Street. As soon as we get the signal we should be moving shortly. Thank you for your patience..."

Bitch-ass F-Train...

*smooches...wondering what THIS weekend will bring*
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okay... now that that's done, can anybody explain to me WHY I'm hearing reports of thunderstorms for Saturday?? BOOOO to you, Mother Nature! BOOOO!

And thank you to Tia and Nina for putting me up, driving me around and feeding me :) Love you guys to bits!!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...The dreads, the accent, the beards- I can't explain it."


Ahhh hyes all them things that make me want to call a man cheesy, make me cringe, make me want to give em a fleabath and a grooming kit... but I digress I meant to tell you why you lefted out the classy "extra long pinkie nail" out of the description or the lingering smells of Patchouli/egyptian Musk/hemp ????

or is that the SoFl dreads???

The Jaded NYer said...

@qucifer- LMAO!!! No, NYC rastas are like that, too. I don't know... they're the only breed of "unwashed" man that I find sexy for some odd reason...

KatBouska said...

ok so I'll read this post in a second. First - can you come read my post and tell me if I'm being totally and utterly offensive...I don't want you to beat me up.

The Jaded NYer said...

@kathy- LMAO!!! here's a cold hard truth about The Jaded NYer (yes, I am referring to myself in the 3rd person...):

She's never been in a physical altercation in her entire life. which is saying a lot because she grew up in Bed-Stuy!

She talks a lot of shit is all; She's like those yapping dogs who couldn't hurt a fly but bark and bark and bark till you have no choice but to bow down to them... or kick their yappy asses across the room.

Not to say she couldn't beat a bitch down if she had to, just, she's too much of a lady to go there; it's not how she was raised.

dejanae said...

rastas
love me some them

con-con?
we call it gratin and i loves it

can i get somea that food?

Bretthead said...

Your three part recap of the birthday festivities was fun. I get the feeling there aren't many dull moments with you around. Thanks for bringing back fond memories of the Wild Hare in Chicago. You'd like the rastamen there and have fun filming drunk bad dancers like myself.

Don said...

The welcome back was funny. The trip itself sounded really exciting. As usual, I enjoy reading your blog post. You REALLY place the reader write there with you.

Yes, I remember the TV series 'V.' Do you remember when the woman had the baby and the baby looked normal, until it opened it's mouth with the giant lizard tongue. Man, my older sister ran out the room. LOL. Those were the days...

And, no, my comment on your comment wasn't nasty. Also, thank you for your sent words of wisdom and your overall greatness.

The Jaded NYer said...

@dejanae- isn't it just the best part of the rice??

@wow- one of my best friends just moved to the CHI, and I've heard of the Wild Hare, too. Now that I have confirmation from you that it is the shiznit, I'm so there!

@don- right, so you know "V"? well dude I was dancing with looked like the other baby, the one that didn't look human. LMAO!! damn, I'm so evil!!!

lol @ your non-nasty comment... better not have... lol

and you're welcome; anything more I can do to help just say the word. This year I've realized it's no fun being in a good place if the people around me aren't. Better late than never, right?

Eb the Celeb said...

you dead wrong for taping that lady while she was trying to get it on... and why are their several pics with the gorgeous row of shots looking all pretty... by that second pic... some of them should have been empty... shit pass me a shot...lol

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I've never been in a physical altercation either. *wink wink*

please note, that homeless guy didn't count. He was asking for it.

I also think rastas look dirty and a comb.

JACK said...

In this whole thread, my two favorite things are 1) how don wrote that you put him "write" there with you and 2) how you, when referring to yourself in the third person, compared yourself to a chihuahua who has to jump and and down while barking to get enough menace into it. I got this visual that won't QUIT.

The Jaded NYer said...

@eb- I just had to tape her! there were no words to describe her... y'all needed the visual!

@irene- that homeless guy WAS asking for it... touching your shoes like that... who the FUCK did he think he was??

@jack- I put that chihuahua reference in just for you, boo LOL