Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Sixteen Days And Counting: I'm So Silly!

I saw this on another blogger's page- I can't remember who because my brain is Swiss Cheese (I caught it from you, Irene!) but ever since I saw it I look at it like once a day and laugh like it's the funniest thing on the planet:



Just like that time Irene, C and I were coming home from his stint at a comedy club and we saw this salad container on the hood of a car... and I FELL OUT LAUGHING! Till this day I think about that salad container and tears automatically fall down my face I'm laughing so hard!

There was nothing spectacular about the half-eaten salad in a plastic container, but hell if I wasn't doubled over in hysterics! I guess it's one of those, "you had to be there" deals, huh? I can't remember, were we drinking that night???

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Or, the time, as freshmen at Alfred, Celia and I and all of our crazy Openhymers decided that it would be really really funny to steal shit. She started it with that mailbox (that we later found out belonged to Megan's family's friend), and then I decided that we needed drapes in our room so I snagged some from the dining hall, and then we both decided that what the room REALLY NEEDED was to have incoherent nonsense SPRAY-PAINTED on the ceiling tiles. They didn't call us The Rowdy Girls for nothin'!

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Or, more recently, the time Deb and I partook of some grown folk "stuff" in her basement after her thesis lecture, and proceeded to act like straight fools on the car ride to the NJ Transit train station. Now take a minute, close your eyes, and picture me alone on the train, headed to one of my jump-offs' spots in Jersey City, laughing to myself like one of those homeless crazies that ride the NYC subways, and you have the complete story.

Not that I *always* need chemical help to be silly (just ask my kids, or better yet, the Queen of Silly Nonsense, Mari), but those are usually the best episodes of Jaded Lunacy.

I suppose I just subscribe to the theory that laughter is the best medicine... especially in the absence of BLEEP.

*smooches...indulging the 5yr-old that lives inside my head*
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but I mean, look at that comic and tell me it's not the funniest shit you've seen today?!?!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Holy Shite! That is so friggin funny!

Dave Van Buren said...

That comic was good but my mental image of ya'll spray painting the ceiling was better lmao

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

u rowdy never lmbao

Eb the Celeb said...

well i will be sure to leave with plenty of laughs at my shindig next week!

Don said...

Funny picture. I too subscribe to the laugher medicine. I'm always in search of laughter. It's free.

The Rowdy Girls. I don't know why you keep wanting us to believe that you aren't sweet as sugar. Stop playing, mane. LOL.

The Jaded NYer said...

@irene- right? I'm STILL over here cracking up!

@homer- even funnier: her dad helping us to "replace" said ceiling tiles with some from the lounge so that we wouldn't get a room charge for vandalism at the end of the year! LOL

@torrance- hey! I'm tough! no, really!

@eb- just wait till whiskey meets esophagus... it's on ;)

@don- OMG, why won't you believe me?! I'm a menace to society... a straight badass!! REALLY!

*stomps around in full-on tantrum*

lol

Don said...

...sweeter than sugar. I've read some of your earlier blog post. You're a honey bun. lol @ me saying honey bun...

The Jaded NYer said...

@don- TAKE THAT BACK!!!

*runs off to erase old blog posts*

I don't know what you're talking about...

Don said...

hahahahahaha.


This one: http://www.thejadednyer.net/2006/12/oh-this-is-gonna-be-fun.html

Don said...

*.html

The Jaded NYer said...

*gives don the side eye*

I can't believe you'd use my OWN words against me!

Don said...

Every time I read your post where you are being mean, I was say to myself...I wonder who does she think she's foolin' LOL. I know you are the type of woman who bakes brownies on Saturday mornings and dances in the mirror every morning.

And that's good.

The Jaded NYer said...

*GASP*

who told you about the brownies?!?!

Anonymous said...

*rolls eyes@Don*

Bakes Brownies? Are you new?

The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO @irene rolling her eyes @don- thanks for coming to my rescue... I was drowning for a minute there

*whew!*

Don said...

lmao @ both comments.

Don said...

Okay, what about strawberry fields, the great lawn, and the shakespeare garden...

Anonymous said...

They just happen to be in NYC. She got lost on er way to the bar.

;)

Anonymous said...

http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/01/20/hold-me-back-man-loldogs
-cute-puppy-pictures/

^^^ THAT Is my medicine every other damned day..... I see this and start cackling like it's brand new

The Jaded NYer said...

@irene- LMAO!!!! you know me too well!

@qucifer- OH MY GOD!! that picture is freakin HILARIOUS!!!!

dique "it's not worth it, bro"

HA HA HA HA!!!!