Dear Regal Union Square Stadium Movie Theater,NEVER, in my 30+ years of movie going, have I witnessed such UNPROFESSIONALISM in a theater.
IN MY LIFE!
And trust me when I say I've been to some ghetto ass theaters (Court Street Cinemas, I'm looking at you...).
You had us out there on line for TWO FUCKING HOURS, in this muggy-ass weather, and PROMISED that we were ticket holders who would, in fact, be getting in to see the movie.
And then, right when we are at the door we realize.. no, no, you're a fucking liar.
CLEARLY there were more bodies than seats. CLEARLY. But you kept insisting that "all ticket holders would get in."
If it weren't for the fact that Lani and I could have a good time in a Turkish prison, we would have been angrier at your bullshit NON-apology and even more bullshittier offer at reserve seats for Monday's show, and that whole place would be burned to the ground right now!
I can reserve seats for you for Monday's show MY ASS! Who's coming back on Monday? YOUR MOTHER is coming back on Monday!!!
I'm certain that I speak for Lani, too, when I say FUCK you and your stupid piece of shit theater.
You will never see another red cent from me EVER!!
Sincerely,
The Jaded NYer
*smooches...only because the piña coladas helped to calm us down*
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seriously, though, I've attended free screenings of movies for a hot minute now and this has never happened at the other movie houses. but this bitch-ass theater... yeah, they just lost a customer for good...
people, we are now boycotting this theater... on 13th and Bway, right next to the Virgin Records in Union Square. DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!
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*slowly backs away from movie theatre and heads to Turkish prison* (safer there)
DAAYUMMM! Making a mental note to never piss you off, I don't want you boycotting my azz! lol
what movie were you trying to see, if you don't mind me asking...
Did you say this was a FREE screening?....
Angry much?
@jack- that's RIGHT you're going to the Turkish prison... you know better than to cross the pickett line lol
@sexxy luv- we were supposed to see Hancock (w/Will Smith); but now they've soured the whole thing for me. And now instead of enjoying the film legitimately, I'm gonna watch it online for free! HMPH!
from time to time, I get notices of free screenings through Time Out NY or Film Metro; or I'll get a press pass from someone I write for and get free tix that way. It's how I survive in this City and still enjoy myself.
@minnie- CALLATE! oh, and thanks so much for calling me back the other night... *side eye*
Tellemwhyumadson!!! (in my fake New Yawk accent)
Damn!!! That's messed up. I'll pass the word to my NY peeps.
*side note*
Delgado had 9 RBIs...check him for roids!!
Tellemwhyumadson!!! (in my fake New Yawk accent)
Damn!!! That's messed up. I'll pass the word to my NY peeps.
*side note*
Delgado had 9 RBIs...check him for roids!!
OOOOOHHHH I HATE THAT THEATRE! Every time I've been there I end up so pissed off that I can't even focus on the movie.
HATE HATE HATE THEM!
I'll support your boycott. Mainly because I've never seen a movie in NY and the odds of me going to this specific theater are really really small.
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