Isn't He Dead?
Saw this sticker, more than once, on the city streets:
What does that mean? Why has the posse formed? Are they dangerous? Should I be worried? ANDRE! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME???
A Brown AND Black Pair
Some homeless dude just hit the jackpot on MacDonald and Albermarle:
These shoes were just siting outside the Foodtown. Just sitting there. No owners in sight. Unless they were invisible. OMG- INVISIBLE MEN IN LOAFERS!! IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!! I have to move...
We Ate Their Faces Off
These cupcakes:
were a hit at N's school fair. And I wonder HOW I gained this recent weight. HMPH! Damn bunny rabbit cupcake and its damn marshmallow teeth...
That's RACIST!
Why come the Dominican chicken gotta be "NEGRO" AND have a typo
but the Ecuadorian one is all fancy with cilantro! I'm boycotting!! WHO'S WITH ME?!?!
HUMBLED!
So I've billed myself as the Dominican Julia Childs a few times. Except, yesterday morning I tried to poach an egg
...and it didn't quite work out.
SHUT. UP.
The Only Way To Fix It Is To Start Over
See this woman here:
She kept doing that to her hair like every 30 seconds the WHOLE TIME we were on the train. Stuck between stations because of ANOTHER signal problem at Bergen St. I was so annoyed by her fruitless grooming efforts that I almost went off on her. I seriously had to hold back!
Gold Capri Stretch Pants?
Really?
Who was the GENIUS who green-lit the GOLD CAPRI STRETCH PANTS? I have a bitch slap right here with his name on it. What's worse is that she paired it with BLACK STOCKINGS.
What the hell, lady? I just threw up a little in my mouth...
*smooches...armed and dangerous with my camera phone*
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21 comments:
ew, ew, and more ew.
First off, I seriously thought that poached egg was like a dead animal or something. I had no idea it was supposed to be edible. LOL!
Secondly, gold stretch pants and black stockings? Triple ew! I mean, really, how can you walk down the street like that.
That's it. I have to figure out how to get the pics off my phone onto my computer, pronto.
LOL @ the woman on the video fixing her hair. I never understood why folk did this. You can't see it. Does it feel funny? Are you sure it's out of place. You realize your face is what needs fixing? I actually seen her before.
The capri's... co-sign.
I need that andre the giant poster in my house like now. Please steal one and mail it to me.. thanks
Gold stretch pants YUCK! and Black stockings are the WORST.
LMAO at the invisible men wearing shoes in your neighborhood and Domincan chicken, HAHAHAH.
NY gotta love it!
and I am finally done with my soundtrack.
http://randomishnycsarcasm.blogspot.com/2008/06/soundtrack-to-my-life.html
june 25th, 2008
dear gold stretch pant lady:
those "pants" give the unflattering illusion of u having only one, oddly shaped butt cheek.
also, what are the black panty-hose about?
thanks for your time.
signed,
-1-
andre the giant posse?
smh
those cupcakes look real good...that butterfly one w/the gelly candy that gets stuck in your teeth...happiness! lol
I hoped you pointed the error & gave em a stern talkin too. I'll make a picket sign & we can go to work.
no comment on the sad state of egg lol
I thought that was a black woman/possibly thin black man. damn...those are stocking? uh uh
@irene- I was so emabarassed at messing up that egg that I just HAD to post it LOL
@urban thought- YES! Her face DID need fixin... She had the Tammy Fay Baker eyes and everything!
@bangs and a bun- I am ashamed for us all
@homer- next time I see it, I shall... send me your PO Box addy LOL
@the f$%k it list- YUCK indeed, girl! I just had to take that picture and share it with the world!
@-1- LMAO!!! great letter!!!
@kieya- I went in there to complain... and left with an order of the Pollo Negro and a flan...
*crickets*
LMAO!!!
but the boycott is effective NOW, for real!! LOL
What in the hell did you do to those eggs. Please don't do try that again
i'da kill the bunny myself, then moan and bitch about gained weight
Mami is a master at burning eggs, platanos, salchichon and stuff, why?? cause she on the phone talking to her sisters... that live across the street
LOL
................was it good though?
@the old me- from now on I'll get my poached eggs from a restaurant until I can see someone on the Food Network making it and get a real recipe LOL
@qucifer- omg they were soooo good! and now of course I *AM* complaining about weight gain lol
@kieya- the rice was bland and the flan was gross... that's why I'm okay with boycotting them now LOL
YOU my dear are a hoot! what is domican? i would have asked them just like that...thats a mess!
gold capris-AHHHHHHHHHH! they'll be the death of me...a few posts back about fashion don'ts included someone with the same pants...and a matching purse...with silver sandals-bleh!
those cupcakes look sooooooooo yummy!
is andre the giant really dead? *i'm late*
awwwwwwwwww @ your poached egg :-(
Those gold capri pants with the stockings are something else! lol
Cupcakes look yummy! :)
Fruitless Grooming Efforts!! HA! luv it!! HA-Ha.. You are soooo wrong. You & your "PHONE FROM HELL"
hahahaha! omg i take pics of the weirdness i see out and about all the time! i just never have the balls to do a post about it. lol.
i have another slap waiting for the designer of the gold capri stretch pants... and yet another for the lady wearing them. lol.
those shoes didn't look that old either... some homeless guy was HAPPY. lol.
you are a mess. ha.
*note to self. return gold stretch pants bought for jaded new yorkers next b-day.
that menu is funny as hell
and you gon get enough of video taping people on the train...lol
1 cracked me up
and u watching pantyhose one people legs did too
@pcd- you saw the gold capris too?? OH NO! It's spreading!
@sexxy luv- those cupcakes are STILL on my thighs, though lol
@minnie- just for that, me and my phone are coming over!! HA!!
@muze- man on the street posts are what's up- you should definitely do one!
@12kyle- backup dancer for HAMMER?? LMAO!! OMG, that shit was funny!!!
@wow- when you get to the store, do me a favor and beat the hell out of the salesperson who allowed you to spend money on the bad boys!
@eb- what's funnier is that I still ate there after seeing the menu LOL
@torrance- I used to write about fashion... guess it's still not 100% out of my system. I always notice what people are wearing, and she looked a hot mess!
@jack- mira, vete pa'l carajo con tu internet egg recipes, OKAY?!?! lol
You have me 'fraid of people with cellphones on the train..they are probably recording something about me and postingon thier blog....I bet I am somewhere out there being laughed at.
Thanks Jaded, as if I don't have enough to look out for on the damn subway...
lol
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