New terms for you, courtesy of Cathi and Jack:
Elephanus: adj. someone who is so ugly that they resemble lipstick on an elephant's ass.
How to use it in every day speech:
That elephanus drag queen just needed to be off the stage!
Gay Thug: noun. A mythical creature, akin to the unicorn
Use like this:
I'll let you drive my car when Gay Thugs rule the earth.
Anorsexia: noun. Condition characterized by a bottom's refusal to eat when anticipating sex
Proper usage:
Frank is such a whore! All week he's had a serious case of anorsexia, and with different dudes, too!
*smooches...too giddy about the kids leaving to write another word*
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SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR EVER!!!
SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES!!!!
sorry 'bout that... kids about to be gone with dad for two weeks starting tomorrow... I can't contain myself...
Thursday, June 26, 2008
In My Dictionary, Pt. 6
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11 comments:
Their only gone for 2 weeks?
Damn!
awww 2 weeks kid free. I can only dream about that.
And thanks for expanding my gay vocab, I'm not sure when if ever I'll be able to use it but knowledge is power!
Awww - I like Homer. He's not homodictiphobic, or afriad of gay words. *hats off*
(and, like, I REALLY meant a hat!)
@irene- yeah... but it will be the best two weeks EVER!!!
@homer- anytime. Here at The Jaded NYer, we try to educate as well as entertain :)
@jack- LMAO @ hat... HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
@q- oooh! I'm gonna steal that word for next time LOL
Dammit! My post didn't go thru!
*tryna remember the slick shit that I said the 1st time*
Enjoy the 2 weeks free from the churren. Just don't wander 'round BK lookin for random lonely dudes. LOL
Thanks sweetheart, perfect usage. So much for our private conversations. LOL
@12kyle- I'll try to stay put, but I don't know if Lady Estrogen will listen to me... lol
@cathi- LMAO!! you know all the juicy stuff stays in The Vault, tho ;)
I returned those gold pants to a an elephanus sales woman and told her that even if the Jaded New Yorker were a Gay Thug with anorsexia, she wouldn't wear the damn pants to watch a stick ball game on 19th fricking street.
2 weeks you lucky chic! ask if he has room for my 3! lol
where is that little speaker for me to click on so I can hear how the words are pronounced! lol
2 free weeks.
maaaan,
live it up for me, girl
whiskey, tattoo parlors, and single men of new york beware !
-1-
"a mythical creature"!! LOL
hilaaaaaarious
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