Whenever I come home after midnight, especially when the weather is nice, there's always some new BS going down with the "wiggers" up the street.
That's right- you read correctly- I wrote WIGGERS. Because that's exactly what they are, a bunch of wack-ass, posin', frontin' wanna-be-down, rap music blastin', weed smokin', going nowhere wiggers.
Did I mention that these were the same mo-fo's playing beer pong in the middle of the block party last week? Until ALL hours of the night? Yeah, they did. I *almost* had to come out my face.
Saturday night there's a minor altercation between the head wigger couple and members of their wigger council, or posse, if you will, that were all confined within the safety of their Honda. At one point someone in the car says to the dude half of the couple, "Control your ho," because, you know, his ho was outta control apparently.
Then the dude half of the couple says, "Control your ho? Word? It's like that? Yeah- you real funny." And I look over because DAMN they are so loud and annoying and just ridiculous! Why must they live on *my* block? And then his ho wanna look over at me with this attitude, like I'm intruding on her peace and quiet and not the other way around.
BITCH, are you STUPID? Who the hell are you looking at like that???
The dudes I can ignore 'cause this is BK and they are ALL OVER the place, posturing something fierce. I can't fling a cat without hitting a white dude who's hard pressed to be down with the brown. But the chicks, man... if ONE MORE of these bitches gives me the eye as I'm minding my own business, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions, okay?
'Cause we all know... THEY want to be down until it's really time to be down... then THEY want to be calling the cops like a bunch of pussies, all of a sudden speaking the king's English and whatnot... like THEY wasn't asking for it...
I've never had to reduce myself to that level and jump into some street fight like the dregs of society, but I'll tell you what- let ONE MORE of these bitches test me. Just ONE MORE...
*smooches...old enough to know better but fuck it! bitches gotta learn...*
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and they have a lot of nerve trying to act all hard when every last one of them live with their parents. EVERY. LAST. ONE.
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lol
dont catch no case over a wigger ok?
not a good look
lol you should have let them have it...to see how down they really are.
LMAO!!
I almost spit up my coffe onto the key board.
Hell, damn it who needs TV just look out your window.
@dejanae- you know what? you're right. maybe I'll relieve some stress by doing a cartoon about it... that always makes me feel better...
@dessex- I don't want to b/c my landlord's nephew be hanging with them sometimes, and I don't want to start nothing.
Maybe I'll just say to them very calmly:
"Hey, what's up? How's that 40oz treating you? Good? Goooood!
"Listen... can you do me a favor? Can you stop treating this street like we're in a scene straight out of 'Boys n the 'Hood? Thanks!"
@clnmike- there's always some nonesense following me around no matter where I go.
I've concluded that these things exist for the sole purpose of becoming fodder for this blog. I have no other explanation... lol
lol @ "consequences and repercussions"...let the wiggers live..lol
but i can see them annoying the hell out of you...i dont even know what to say..lol
umm when did my sister turn 'hood' on me...I am going to blame this glitch on global warming. Write one more "ghettofied" post using the habitual be and other poor grammar skills and I will be forced to buy some overalls, the new Pearl Jam album and a Greyhound bus ticket to Hornell!! Bring my sister back and let me handle the wiggers because you know I had it in for them since they were cranking dat Soulja Boy at the block party in wigger deluxe fashion....smh
@big o- they are sooooo annoying! ugh! but I will let them live, I guess...
@mari- GURRRRRL! I know you know who I'm talking about!! I can't help it; they bring out the Bed-Stuy in me... they made me forget I had my MFA for a minute!
and you know you're wrong for making fun of my overalls!! I miss them... and my hemp shoes...
*sniffle*
Ugh Wiggers make me want to jump up and smack someone. You are good I would have asked her wth she was looking at..... Clearly his homie wasn't the only one who thought she was outta pocket.
I love them.
Where else can you call talk smack and a gang of folks just shut up?
i love it...
all you need to do is punk one of them, and the rest will be quiet.. trust
i scared the ones up the street. Now i feel bad because they weren't the ones running up and down the street throwing fireworks on people's lawns.
lol @ "wigger council" the hold meetings out of the honda.
How you going to get loud and ignorant in front of your momma's house? that's not gangsta.
@qucifer- LMAO!! yeah, I know Florida is chock full of those mofos!
@torrance- nah, man, they drew first blood. not me. they drew first blood... lol
@the f$%k it list- I would have come out my face but it was like 3AM, they were all drunk and it was me by myself. you know a drunk mob of those types are not afraid to go too far. I had to think of my babies.
@brother omi- LMAO!! poor dude... does he get all jittery when you walk by and whatnot?? lol
@super dave- EXACTLY!! that's not gangsta at all... what the hell, man. And WHERE are their mommas??
TRUE TRUE. *Digging in my purse to get you some mace for them fools*
I might have to send Mr. F$%K it over, he hates wiggers way more than me and he ain't afraid to jump bad (hahah, that is so old of me to say).
I'm with Mari on this one ... will the real JADEDNYER please stand up? Please stand up ... (in good 'ole wigger fashion, I say this)
@the f$%k it list- LMAO!! no need to send him over. I'll just beat them at their own game... and call the cops next time LOL
@jack- vete pa'l carajo y CALLATE!!! lol
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