I seem to have misplaced it somewhere between my drunken escapades and visits to Atomic Wings... mmmmm... Atomic Wings...
If you happen to see it somewhere, maybe walking the ho stroll or stealing candy from babies, maybe, can you let me know? It's kinda tall like me, a little bit darker in complexion, wears a long wig and black clothes and is usually barefoot and carrying a Sony Vaio laptop. If you see it, yeah, that one, it's mine.
Do not attempt to apprehend it yourself, though. My motivation is quite volatile. And carries a boxcutter blade in its mouth, tucked in nicely in between its cheek and gums on the left hand side. Don't say I didn't warn you...
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Meanwhile, my Gmail inbox is over the 100 mark and I'm. Freaking. Out. Little known fact about me- if I have more than 50 emails in my inbox I lose my shit and want to cry. It's an OCD thing; if I have more than 50 I have multiple pages of emails. Under 50 is just one page.
I NEED TO HAVE JUST ONE PAGE, OR I CAN BARELY FUNCTION IN SOCIETY WITHOUT KNOCKING SOMEBODY OUT.
The Yahoo inbox has reached a ridunculous 170... and it's supposed to stay at 25. I'm breaking out in hives just thinking about it.
Guess what I'll be doing for the next couple of days instead of blogging?
*smooches...nose deep in emails, dammit!*
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let's not even get started on the amount of junk mail I have on my desk that needs to be shredded...
PS- this is my way of saying HELL NO, MY THESIS EDITS ARE *STILL* NOT FINISHED AND IT'S DRIVING ME TO EAT...
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First! *I'm neva first ova here*
You'll find that motivation...sooner than you think
Atomic Wings? Damn! Now...I want some wings for lunch.
btw...i've got 400 emails in my gmail. i'll clean it this weekend.
My gmail inbox stands at 2912 emails. yep i keep almost everything. why delete it if they giving me the space. plus you can search your emails for old ones.
I think I saw your motivation down here drooling at a BMW.
@12kyle- I'll find it soon? really? why? what have you heard? ARE YOU HOLDING IT FOR RANSOM OR SOMETHING??
400 emails... I'd be in the hospital...
@super dave- I KNEW that bitch was somewhere scoping out cars! HMPH!!
and I was *dead* at 2912 emails. WHAT?!?! OMG- I delete and archive like it's my JOB because if I saw that many items... yeah, I'd be dead for sure...
but I did get the yahoo one down to 22 last night AHHHHH that feels better...
i can see why people would want to share conversations with you. it's that gleeful personality that you passionately possess.
And carries a boxcutter blade in its mouth i doubt very seriously if anyone here thinks you are the violent type. but if you want us to believe you are...well, okay then. LOL.
have a good weekend, raquel. i plan to spend my saturday morning...writing, while listening to some (supposedly) hot Latin sound.
(supposedly)
LOL. *ducks razor slash*
All of your emails on one page?? Pffft. I envy you. I have over 4300 on my main account. I guess everyone has a little OCD in them. I count when I chew. OK i've said way too much lol
-Crazy person
@don- not SUPPOSEDLY... DEFINITELY!! lol
and I'm not the violent one, my motivation is. pay attention!!
@cruz- okay... over 4,000 emails... I'm finding it hard to breathe right now...
(welcome to the fold, btw)
@Don - she has a violent streak indeed. I once saw her bludgeon a dude who cheated on her. It was ugly - but I never told. Actually, I had the bleach to clean the place up and confuse the luminol. Then we went out for a burger.
@Jaded - I have the same problem with my outlook mail at work - when it gets to more than one page, my anxiety level skyrockets. So, I understand. I usually just go to see my Doctor and tell him I need some Xanax because my inbox went to page 2.
@ raquel: and I'm not the violent one, my motivation is. pay attention!! hahahaha. WIT-TY.
@ jack: a true friend indeed. LOL. and nothing like a quick meal to erase the memory of a brutal crime scene.
@Don - I love how we each have our own blogs but only communicate on Jaded's ... THAT'S RIGHT JADED, WE'RE TAKING OVER!!!!!!!
So, yuh, anyway - yes, true friends. ACES. Partners in Crime. MUAHAAHAHAHHA!!!!
@Jaded: nothing, because you've not said nuthin'
Oh, Don - and about that meal erasing the memory about a brutal crime scene?
What crime scene? Huh? What happened?
Sometimes when I lose my motivation at work, I draw graphs of it to bide time. You know like, sinking stocks graphs. Real fun stuff.
I think I saw your motivation pub crawling and shoe shopping.
yep, i heard it was in that bmw lol
happy weekend, jaded one.
-1-
ps.
i think i saw your motivation text messaging my patience.
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Oh, I have soooo given up on keeping my email account in any kind of order.
Kudos to you for typically keeping your messages at 50 or less. I'm jealous of your superiorly sexy organizational skills!! :)
lol@ you and the wings...
I don't like wings because people rarely ever get ALL of the feathers off..
lol cute post..
your ALOT better than mine...mine is in the thousands
*NEWSFLASH*
Rocky's motivation has been spotted heading home, currently on the New Jersey Turnpike headed north at speeds in excess of 70 mph in "some sort of SUV."
More at 11.
**Fade to black**
Hey Baby. Now see your motivation is my type of gal. I keeps me a blade under my wig casing some fool trys to test me. I'm headed to BINGO I'll check round casing your motivaton came feeling lucky. Take care now.
Signed
Ruthie Ann
@jack- puneta!! didn't I tell you to stop playing over here?? And why you giving out my coordinants?
@don- please don't encourage Jack... he's insane, don't you know...
@wow- pub crawling AND shoe shopping?
*checks for wallet*
DAMMIT!
@torrance- you and this damn BMW...
@-1- LMAO @ my motivation texting your patience... what did it say??
@twanna- you say organizational skills, I say OCD lol
@foia- oh then you MUST get thee to an Atomic Wings... never a stray feather...
@jadore.tokeyo- stop- y'all are killing me with these oversized inboxes!!
@the pew view- LMAO!! if you see my motivation at bingo, can you tell it to PLEASE return my wallet??
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