Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Honest Politician=Oxymoron Of The Millenium

I dedicate this song to Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, soon to be former President George W. Bush, former President Bill Clinton, and those wishing to enter into the crazy world of high-stakes politics this election year...

Jill Scott - Comes to Light (Everything)


Oh, Sen. Stevens... you little scamp, you... why you did this for, homie?

Just greedy for no damn reason, I tell ya...

So listen up McCain, Obama; you better either come with it or hide it VERY, VERY well, bury it, even, because in this information age EVERYTHING comes to light. For real.

*smooches...wondering when people will learn*
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feel free to shout out your favorite "Honest" politician... I wanna hear ALL about it...

12 comments:

clnmike said...

Yup it will come to light, heard about Sen Edwards rumored love child? This dude was in line to be VP. But than again the news is coming from Fox so I'll eat a bag of salt with it.

The Jaded NYer said...

@clnmike- oooh! a love child! the classic skeleton. can't wait for the press conference on that

@jack- um... why you callin ME out? what have you heard?? It AIN'T true whatever it was...

Anonymous said...

I would add more, but i don't feel like typing an essay.

The F_Uitlist said...

Very true! I don't understand it this is not 1964 where you can have a mistress, gay lover and everyone turned a blind eye. Today everyone is the paparazzi with camera phones, internet, blogs.... No more skeletons .

Dave Van Buren said...

Obama used to snort coke but he already admitted to that. I think the Alaskan dude's thing is silly. So he took items from a company isn't that what a senator is supposed to do? They said he built Alaska up over the years the least he should get is a viking stove. he was Alaskan of the year. dude is a hero.. lol

JACK said...

Oh - if it ain't true, then nvm.

SuperDave: hypothetically, if I took reams of paper from the company that laid me off so that I could print out resumes ... is that akin to what the "Alaskan dude" did? *runs and hides*

The Jaded NYer said...

@lou- naw, man, come with it... I wanna hear it

@the f$%k it list- that's what I'm sayin! people are nosy as all hell and now have the tools to expose someone at the drop of a dime!

@super dave- silly or not, the feds have a hard on for him! lol

@jack- that's RIGHT nvm! hmph!

oh, and is it wrong that I use reams of paper from my current job to print out drafts of my thesis and any and all correspondence I need printed out for my freelance work?

*runs to hide with jack*

hechate!! dame espacio carajo!

Mrs. MR said...

Did you see old dude's house, the wrap around porch is sick. I just got my kitchen done last year and I wish someone would've offered me free labor and a new grill. LOL. I have no political aspirations, thank god.

12kyle said...

@ jaded santana
this is why i'm glad that they ain't got nuffin on barack. he admitted to smoking cigarettes...and that's about the most dirt that you'll find on him. lol

good post

JACK said...

*whispers*

you think they saw us?

dessex said...

a lot of people don't know about this Jill scott song...this is one of my favs by her.

Eb the Celeb said...

you know i dont mess with the political mess to tough but havent listened to that jill album in a minute and since she gon be in bk in a couple weeks... time to bring it back out