...how much longer before the director of my MFA program sends me a stern email talkin' 'bout, "what you got on my thesis, homie?" Why can't I just finish that bitch already?? Is it really as simple as fear of success? Laziness? Is there a shot I can get for that?
...if the Mexican check-out girl at Foodtown noticed that I bought watermelon twice this week, and if she's making racist jokes with her co-workers about it. But for real- who doesn't like watermelon? And on a side note of TMI- I've been peeing like a racehorse all week because of it. I should just keep a bucket by the bed.
...when I will put my health first once and for all. This month's medical issue: a crazy mean and raging headache that threatens to knock me on my ass more often than not. It could be stress, or lack of sleep. Or a tumor. But guess what? I still haven't made a doctor's appointment...
...why it took me so long to accept motherhood as a fact of life for me. Like, why did I fight it? It's not like they were gonna go anywhere, so all my huffin and puffin and pouting was for naught. I can be so dumb sometimes. *sigh*
...what will happen to me if JACK finds someone and they stay together forever and ever, thereby rendering our if-we're-not-married-by-the-time-we're-70-let's-marry-each-other pact null and void? I don't know, man; if his boo is still alive, and I'm at around age 67, I might have to make him an offer he can't refuse, Corleone style, for real.
...where the the hell is that DAMNED Iron Giant DVD I rented from Netflix last month?!?! I remember getting it in the mail and bringing it upstairs. Now it's gone; swallowed by the abyss in my apartment. Dammit! I don't want to pay for it!! WHERE IS IT?!?!
*smooches...also wondering why it took me so long to watch "Freaks and Geeks"*
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and why were viewers stupid enough to let it get cancelled? if you ain't hip to this show, Google it and then catch all of the first and only season on YouTube. So far, Busy Philips is my FAVORITE! Kim Kelly RULEZ!
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Lmmfao, wow, this is the epitome of a Gemini's thought process
Wow, that was quite the throw-up all over your blog! I think you splattered on me.
@ Jaded Santana
Wanna find somebody who don't like watermelon???
*waving my hand*
I hate watermelon. I know that's strange to hear from a brutha who grew up in the dirty south. But i won't eat it. Just nasty
Please go see a doctor. It could be anything. Anything!! That's a scary thought.
LOL @ u and motherhood. Those churren ain't going nowhere.
i miss foodtown. and u know she probably been makin fun of you w/the "let me pack your grocery bags in the most awkward way" bag boy lol
go to the dr homie!
lol... I don't know about a place named FoodTown. Although I do shop at FoodLion. Maybe they are the same company..hmmm
Your thesis doesn't have a due date? You need to wrap that up homie.
@xylina- hey girl! yes, I was having one of those Gemini moments when all The Voices were trying to speak at once while I was writing and I couldn't choose which topic to speak on.
so I picked all of them LOL
@wow- oops, my bad!
*wipes chunks off of wow*
@12kyle- my little one doesn't like it either. You know what I say to that? MORE FOR ME!!! HA!
@kieya- I KNEW they were talking about me!! lol
@super dave- my thesis was due LAST DECEMBER, man... last December... and stop clowining my market! we have a lobster tank- with REAL LOBSTERS IN IT! do you???? HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Good morning, beautiful.
I have to wait until we're 70? Somehow I missed that. But, um when you come at me with the artillery, I'll drop him in an instant. I just don't look cute all riddled with holes.
And about the headache ... pues jodete if you don't wanna go to the doctor.
*bangs on pots and pans all over the house*
@jack- mornin babycakes!
if you want to make it 60 or 65... I'm down! and OMG the threat was never at you but rather at the fool who DARES come between us!
but um, can you do me a solid?
CAN YOU STOP BANGING THE $%#@&% POTS AND PANS?!?!?!
thanks a bunch!!
Girl you better take your arse to the doctor... that aint nothing to mess with...
my step brother died of a brain tumor when he was 10... first it started with headaches, then we found that he was falling all the time for no reason... we thought he was just being a clumsy little kid and it turned out to be fatal... dont play round with stuff like that missy... go to the doctors ASAP!
@eb- OMG!! okay, I'm convinced... I'm making an appointment for tomorrow morning.
thanks for that.
and I'm sorry for your loss!
im still getting used 2 being a mother
don't think that journey will ever end
here's to hoping u don't have to "drive by" on jack's boo
especially at 67 y/o
lol
happy weekend
-1-
My daddy used to go on watermelon diets....she would actually lose weight......
YUMMY Watermelon! have you had the white watermelon, Yumm X2.
OK the doctor is a must, especially if you are having headaches.
Iron Giant is my favorite movie and Freaks and Geeks was a good show. People really were not ready for it.
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