Wednesday, July 16, 2008

No One Is Safe

Not the big-boned white girls eating Doritos



or the tourists going to Midtown



or the Dominican country hicks going to the Bronx



or the life preserver on the Irving Park Road Bridge over the Chicago River



and DEFINITELY NOT the drive-thru ATM... for the blind.



People, if you put your wackness out there anywhere near me and mine, we WILL catch you on film and then blog it. I'm just saying...


*smooches...loving this newfangled invention called The Camera Phone*
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ayo, Cathi- where's my "I'm Blogging This" tshirt already?!?!

18 comments:

clnmike said...

LMAO!

Get em girl!!

nicole said...

bahahahaah!

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Why was that old chic sporting that tight blue dress.

She looks like someone's grandma who has good genes up to her chin.

Dave Van Buren said...

lol.. why does the Dominican lady look scared to be on the train? Maybe it was her first time and you scared her with your phone.

Anonymous said...

LOL... You're something else.

Camera phones are something else. I have mixed feeling about them knowing folk can takes shots at any time without really being noticed.

The Jaded NYer said...

@clnmike- I'm getting so good at this "guerilla" photography that I actually scare myself!

@allienicole- glad I could offer you a laugh today :)

@beauty- that was my exact thought and why I took the picture. She's CLEARLY over 50 in the face... but that dress.. smh

@super dave- oh but did you noticed how she was all hugged up on that dude? you can't tell in the pic because he's cut out of it, but he didn't look a day over 35...

May/December romance, anyone? Or an uncomfortably inappropriate mother-son duo?

you decide!

@urban thought- I just know somewhere there must be a pic of me all sleep on the train, head back, mouth open, lookin a hot mess! LOL

Don said...

Good morning, beautiful.

Sexxy Luv said...

thank god i don't live in NY i be looking beat down, i pray no one is taking a picture of my tired azz! lol

The Jaded NYer said...

@don- are you tryna compete with Antoine the UPS guy??

@sexxy- girl! and you know I think you're a dear but if I saw you lookin' toe-up in the street, for your own good, I'd HAVE TO but you on blast! lmao

Don said...

uh, no. LOL.

well, actually...i umm like to do my part in letting women know they are appreciated. so, there.

this is probably a dumb question i am about to ask...but why are those people carrying luggage?

The Jaded NYer said...

@don- they either just landed in NY or are about to leave, but from the convo I eavesdropped on and judging by the way they were fascinated by the fake b-boys dancing and soliciting money on the subway, I deduced that they were tourists.

I should have been a P.I.

Bangs and a Bun said...

That was very politically correct for you to call that chick 'big boned'. Kudos to you, because I would TOTALLY have put that another way!

The F_Uitlist said...

HAHAH,I LOVE IT.

Foia said...

Man..why you puttin them people on blast hun..I don't think its right..I've never been the one to make fun of people...but do you I guess.

I'll holla!

12kyle said...

@ Santana
You and that damn camera. LOL

The Jaded NYer said...

@dessex- all in a day's work

@bangs and a bun- seeing as I'm looking 4 months pregnant these days myself, it didn't feel right to call them FAT

@the f$%k it list- thanks n you're welcomed lol

@foia- aw, it's all in good fun...

@12kyle- I know, I know... but I don't do it often... and half of those pictures weren't even mine. people just send me stuff!! LOL

Anonymous said...

I like that at least once a week you should do these.

Still Patrice said...

lol... makes for great blogs!