I cannot, will not have another Saturday like this one. Because from this moment on I absolutely REFUSE to hang out in Park Slope any more.
I've finally come to the realization that YES, I am a laid back kinda girl but when it comes to my precious weekends I need debauchery. I need a pumping baseline. I need to see ignorance on the dance floor and I need to feel like my life is in danger at some point but not really. I need to hear Biggie and Luda and Mos Def coming out of the speakers, and maybe even a lil Sean Paul for good measure.
Basically, if I walk into a place and I see some uber-skinny, long-haired freak in a fedora slinging booze I'M OUT!! NO MAS!! Here's me waving the white flag.
[waves white flag]
From now on I need to stay on the Flatbush side of the Slope. Or stick to Bembe.
Actually, you know what? FUCK IT. That's it... from now on, I'm just gonna party across the bridge. That's right, you read correctly, unless I'm at Bembe, I'm just gonna schlep my ass uptown where I know I will feel right at home.
It's really, really a sad state of affairs when the highlight of my Saturday night was hanging out at a Dominican restaurant in the Heights with a bunch of drunk men watching the tail end of the Mets game and talking a lot of shit. But it was funny shit. Engaging. Almost had me choking on my sancocho.
Honestly? I really felt at home up there. And the cuties were out in full effect, flossing on the streets, in their cars. Shit, I even saw a dude in a fucking Lamborghini- NO LIE- right there on Broadway and 177th, and he tried to pick me up... I shoulda just hopped in and called it a night!
Maybe that's where I need to be from now on...
*smooches...fed up already. for real.*
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so go ahead and let me know where all the beautiful black people are shakin' their asses, 'cause it sure as hell AIN'T in Park Slope!!!
I mean for chrissake! how am I supposed to meet my Mr. Right among those freakin hipsters??
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lmao.. I don't even know where Park Slope is so I can't help you here.
lol! you are too funny!
@super dave- I don't want to give the Slope a bad name.. it's cool if you're in the mood to just sit n chill with friends, share a drink or a meal. But when you want to PAR-TAY? slim pickins...
@sexxy luv- I took it as a sign to take my alcoholic ass home to bed LOL
park slope aint workin for ya huh?
shoulda caught a ride with lambo guy. just make sure u got ur mace with u
good job @ not getting in the lam
he was prolly a murderer.
really.
lol@ u wanting to be in a place where u feel your life is in danger
"but not really"
ure too much
here's to hoping this weekend is better 4 u
-1-
@dejanae- park slope is okay for chillin, just not for shakin your ass. and sometimes that's all I want to do. I sit at work all day long; last thing I want to do when I'm hanging out is SIT some more!
@-1- oh I never get in strange cars, no matter how cute the guy. he might get my email address (never the digits right off), but that's it LOL
OH HELL Park Slope, don't you know that place has been invaded! As has much of brooklyn. If and when I go to a party I have to go across the bridge where my folks like to front!
its actually pretty sad, I can't think of one place to go in Brooklyn.
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