...Let me just tell you a few things:
1- Tropic Thunder is a funny ass movie and Robert Downey, Jr. is a straight FOOL!!!! Man, I haven't laughed so hard at a movie in a real long time!!
Yo, J, man, we're two for two- first The Wackness, and now this. I say next one should be either Blindness or Eagle Eye. Your choice, my treat. But if you suggest Space Chimps ONE MORE TIME, the friendship is OVER!
2- We're adding another soldier to the Girl Army in January; Celia's baby officially has TWO, count them, TWO X chromosomes!!! WOOO HOOO!!!! And people said those candles I bought from the santero last month wouldn't work. PSH!
I also want to give a special shout out to my mom's friend D who just had her baby girl on the 16th; I saw her last weekend and she's the tiniest, cutest, snuggliest lil bit... I almost stole her!! Welcome to the fold, Ladies!!
3- It's 2:29 AM as I type this sentence... just 20 minutes ago a naked white man was creeping on the street a block away from my spot as I was walking home. I peeped him but, you know me, just kept it moving, minding my own business. Then he scurried over my way... to show me his pasty white ass. Actually stopped a few feet ahead of me to squat and show me his ass. And I'm not sure because I did not look directly at him, but I think he had his finger(s) up there, too.
Whatever... I had my knife in hand so I wasn't scared, but can my neighbors PLEASE control their crazy kin? What if the babies had been with me?? I'm too through.
4- I see all over Twitterland and via text messages from Jack that Obama gave a great speech Thursday night. That almost makes me want to hear it. But I can't really bring myself to listen to yet ANOTHER politician talk shit out his ass about how he's gonna make it all better when really he's got his own agenda to follow and ego to feed. I wish him and his peeps well, but I just can't be bothered.
5- I'm not posting anything until Tuesday, taking full advantage of the three-day holiday, taking my babies to a Brooklyn Cyclones game, cooking a nice big pot of turkey chili for them (because I know they've been missing their mommy's food!) and then getting them ready for school.
It's back to business as usual as of this weekend, so Irene and I will be doing it up at The Chip Shop in Brooklyn Heights tonight... my "Farewell to Freedom" dinner...
*smooches...ready to get back to parenting my girls full time*
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truth be told, I had fun this summer but it's kinda nice when they're around. only kinda nice, though, 'cause that mommy shit gets old real fast! lol
enjoy your labor day weekend... and save me some BBQ chicken & mac n cheese, will ya?
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maybe you should not be out a 2am. that way the naked men can walk in peace.
the question is...what were YOU doing out at 2 am! lmao
listen to obama...you will be moved. i guarantee it.
@super dave- I guess it's a guy thing, huh? If he was just walking around I wouldn't have even mentioned it, but he made it a point of showing me his ass. So now it's personal.
He's lucky I didn't whip out my camera!
@12kyle- don't worry about what *I* was doing out at 2AM; I could be out at 4AM and it wouldn't be the point... HMPH!
and I'm gonna pass on the speech. He's just another politician. I hear/read their stuff for work everyday already... can't bring myself to do it in my spare time, too!
Ive been trying to get to the theater to see tropic thunder all week... everyone keeps saying how good it is... definitely gonna get one of the boo's to take me this weekend
Pero PUNETA, why you gotta be puttin my shit out there on your blog like that?!?!? Can't JACK moon in peace? daaayyyuumm.
Re: Obama. *shrug* suit yourself. When we're old and rocking ourselves in our rocking chairs with the aid of our canes and discussion turns to "where were you when Obama gave his acceptance speech," you can just say you were watching Tropic Thunder. You'll be REAL popular over there in the Old White Lady section.
@eb- you'll like it, I'm sure. It's even funnier when it's free, too! lol
@jack- I TOLD you to go to Hollywood tans, didn't I? but no...
I don't mind hanging with the Old White Ladies. They'll have pensions n shit. Always good to have some white friends... LOL!!!
what in the hell is going on in your neck of the woods? Walkin around naked in the streets is some brand new shit...not for me.
Tropic Thunder....I had a free pass to see the movie before it came out and got the days mixed up so i missed it...I will just wait till it comes out at the 2 dollar movie.
I didnt really want to see Tropic Thunder but Mr. F-it does. And since the last two movies were my choice I've decided to give in.
You not gonna take the girls to get their nani wine on at the kiddie carnival? Shame on you. The theme is united caribbean and here you go something else PSH!
also I signed up for boot camp starting the 9th had to make sure it was after the brunch!
can u save me some food?
im so serious
im not even surprised at the naked white guy
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Forever.
jaded: penWHAT? Que es eso?
don: u win TONS of cool points for that one. *hats off* (and only that only because jaded says I need a tan)
Damn shawty..a white man..a naked white man..just walking around like that's okay..I see why you are jaded. Damn..yeah I wouldn't be comfortable with that. I see why law and order is based in ny..ya'll got mad ish going wrong..
Oh, I guess Raquel I. Penzo is too good to reply to comments.
@dessex- I'm not sure what's going on, but usually it's pretty quiet over by me. He's like the exception to the rule on my block.
@the f$%k it list- good... after the brunch sounds doable. I'll send you an email later on today.
@dejanae- sorry; we ate it all. it was gooooood, too! LOL
@clnmike- LMAO! yeah, it's been a little crazy by me lately.
@don- stop bringing your propaganda to my page! HMPH!
@jack- OH. I SEE HOW IT IS NOW. You and Don all buddy-buddy just 'cause I don't like Obama... okay... okay...
@foia- at least if it had been a FYNE white naked guy I would've said "HEEEYYYYYY" but he wasn't! lol
@don- you think I got nothing better to do than sit around and answer to you? Don't you have an Obama rally to go to? And take Jack with you! lol
*winks on Don* you ready to go?
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