Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Dreaming That You're Pregnant...

...does not mean you are or that you want to be, according to the three different dream analysis sites I consulted in a desperate fury upon waking last Wednesday morning (with the previous night's visuals of me in my third trimester cooking dinner still vivid in my head):

For a woman to dream that she is pregnant could be her subconscious telling her that she is actually pregnant. If you're not worried about pregnancy, a dream of being pregnant symbolizes an aspect of your personality or personal life that is growing and developing, but is not yet ready to be talked about or acted upon. It represents the birth of a new idea, direction or goal.

And this makes perfect sense... I gots mucho things in development right now. Yes, this makes much more sense than ME wanting more KIDS. HA! That's a laugh...

*smooches...wiping brow with MUCH relief*
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and no, unless it's another immaculate conception, there is no way that another mini Jaded NYer could possibly be on its way.

was that T.M.I.??? well too freakin bad! it's been a loooooong, dryyyyyyyy summer...

PS- went to see Jill Scott, hung with The F$%K It List and FINALLY met up with Eb. I'm sure those ladies will write something so I won't inundate you with it, except to say I LOVE JILL SCOTT...

19 comments:

Kelly said...

I thought it interesting that you were cooking as well which, to me, is another sign of creativity and development. Though, for each person that could be different as some truly enjoy cooking and some can't stand it.

Looks like you were looking at the same dream dictionary which I have bookmarked. I looked up cooking on there as well ...

"To dream that you are cooking, signifies your desire desire to influence others in such a way that they will like you or become dependent on you. Alternatively, it represents your nurturing side or wanting to be nurtured. You want to be loved."

Eb the Celeb said...

yes finally we met... I posted the pic!

The Jaded NYer said...

@kelly- okay I didn't even think to look up the cooking part of the dream, but that analysis is also very dead on. I hate to admit it but yes, put those two together and now my dream makes perfect sense... and sheds some light on things.

Thanks!

@Eb- I just peeked over... I look like a ghost! next summer, I need to go to the beach more LOL!

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

i heard dreaming of fish meant u were with child

The Jaded NYer said...

@torrance- I've heard that, too, but I wasn't cooking fish (THANK GOD), I was stirring the beans and checking on the rice. Wierd, right?

JACK said...

OOOOOHHHH - so that dream that *I* was pregnant meant something TOTALLY different than what I thought.

WHEW!

Dave Van Buren said...

lmao@jack

why are people always analyzing dreams? and who wrote the rules on what they mean? can't you just have a crazy dream and it not mean anything?

nikki said...

i'm with dave...the dream don't have to have a meaning. then again, i'd be more afraid of the fact that you were stiring beans and checking on rice. what's THAT all about?!?

The F_Uitlist said...

HAHA. SMH at a long dryyyyyyy summer, you should have told that flirty lady to step off and hollered at that sexy cop!

The Jaded NYer said...

@jack- oh, no sweetie... *your* dream DID mean what you thought it meant. SORRY!

@dave- I believe that when I have a vivid dream like that, it's a peek into my sub-conscience. Random bogus dreams I don't bother with, but this one I'd had more than once in the past month so I decided that someone or something was trying to tell me something.

just chalk it up to my crazy, voodoo, Island ways

@nikki- LOL! I can't speak on the rice n beans, man... maybe I was hungry, too? HA!

@the f#$k it list- GURRRL!! that cop was TOO FINE but that heifer wasn't trying to leave! lol

Anonymous said...

Ya'll looked so adoramable!!!!!!

Keisha "Kitten" Isaacs said...

Hey Sistah!

Yes that sounds like a good rationale for your dream...I can feel that!....I wonder what it means to see a baby boy and is suppose to be yours...and even pee pees on you....what in the world does that mean?

clnmike said...

I like the explanation for the dreamn which site did you go to?

The F_Uitlist said...

She sure wasn't, as my mom would say such a floozy!

i.can't.complain. said...

good,

so i don't have 2 send u a cyber-preggo test.

the jaded-pregnant nyer??

takes too long to say.

glad it was just a dream

-1-

Rich Fitzgerald said...

U letting nikka's ride bareback? In this day and age, that should be a treat for hubby only.

Pill plus Condom means Jaded sleeps well no matter the dream.

The Jaded NYer said...

@qucifer- thanks, girlie

@keisha- um... you might want to look that up! LOL

@clnmike- damn, I tried to find it again but I can't... try and google some and see what comes up.

@the f$%k it list- YES, floozy indeed!

@-1- LOL! I wonder what a cyber-pregnancy test looks like? HA!

@rich- um, dear, do me a favor and please read thoroughly before you comment. I CLEARLY stated in the post script that if I were pregnant, it would be another immaculate conception.

go ahead. scroll up and re-read. I'll wait.

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did you see it? great!

now, in the future, please refrain from calling me a skanky whore unless you actually have indisputable evidence of such, okay? *besos*

Kelly said...

I think this is the web site you went to as you wrote the same thing I read when I went to the one I have bookmarked ...

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

JACK said...

wait - it DID mean what I thought?

And re: dream interpretation - it's not bogus. It's interesting how the mind interprets the data it receives and how it manifests itself in the subconscious via dreams. I dreamt about tornadoes once at a time in my life when things were really chaotic ... and don't get me started on that tsunami dream ... *shutters*