via text...
JACK: I'm in my WHORE mode.
ME: You don't say...
JACK: Wait. Was that sarcasm?!
ME: From me? Noooo!
JACK: Y otra vez! I seent it!!
ME: Never!
JACK: Pero maldita sea!!! AGAIN! right there. *points at text* SEE?
ME: *looks at text* Where? I don't see it...
JACK: *throws phone at you*
ME: OUCH! What was that for?
JACK: what?! *throws phone again and storms out*
ME: Maldita sea... pero este tipo 'ta loco *looks thru Jack's phone*
JACK: *returns, retrieves precious phone and leaves again, slamming door*
*smooches...with a phone-shaped bruise on my forehead*
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I might have to get Jack neutered, otherwise the gays of the Midwest might be in trouble!!
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Ummm....both of you are nuts!!
lol... ya'll have issues. Make sure you bring this up with your shrink.
are y'all going to counseling?? lol
We love us! And we don't need no counseling. But I just saw a man walk by the house. brb ......
@lanibear- are you crazy?! don't say "nuts" to a gay in heat!!
@super dave- my shrink doesn't need to know any of this... she doesn't even know I have a blog so SHHHH!!!!
@12kyle- not together but YES we do go to counseling... why do you ask?
@jack- step away from the man... do not get any closer to the man!!!
The two of you are crazy!
If I didnt know he was gay I would swear yall two are married.
@the f%&k it list- but crazy in a good way, right? lol
@clnmike- he IS my gay husband... we just have a open marriage is all...
Yes in a good way, in a Will & Grace way.
dashing tribute! here here to the superdoñas of the universe. peace/ health/radiance to you from the island to the island.
xoxo,
Cy
dashing tribute! here here to the superdoñas of the universe. peace/ health/radiance to you from the island to the island.
xoxo,
Cy
That was such a touching tribute, strong women rock!
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