I got tagged, y'all, and since I'm home and it's raining and I canceled my faux-date, I'll participate.
But you know I ain't tagging nadie, so relax.
Six things you might not (ever want to) know about me:
1- I talk to myself in the shower. I play out scenarios and practice what I'd say and/or do in those scenarios, that way if it ever happened I'd be prepared. Lately, because I've been watching Law & Order SVU like it's my job, I've been practicing kicking an attacker's ass... and almost busted mine in the process. Here's a tip: do not try any ninja moves in the shower AFTER you've soaped up.
2- I've never been in a physical altercation ever. I mean, I think Minnie and I had it out once or twice (you would, too, if you were locked in a 3BR railroad apartment all the live-long day) but I've never had some chick step to me and try to fight me. And that's saying a lot seeing as I grew up in Bed-Stuy. But then again- who was gonna fight me? I was locked in the GD house all day!
3- My "fight or flight" mechanism is always stuck on flight. When I see, hear or just anticipate any kind of danger, I'm out and pretty much don't care who gets left in my dust. Once, on a flight to or from Buffalo, they switched my seat with a minor who was in the emergency exit. "Are you okay with the responsibility, ma'am?" In my head I was like, "Y'alls dumb asses better keep the fuck up, 'cause if this shit goes down I'm. OUT.
4- I used to be seriously into witchcraft and santeria. Just convinced myself I was a witch with dormant powers because everything I wanted would be mine somehow and I couldn't explain it. Til this day I watch Charmed n Sabrina n Buffy with envy in my heart.
5- When I can't find my Blistex, I use Vick's Vapor Rub as a lip balm. And even though the container says "for external use only" I STAY putting Vick's IN my nostrils. What? You know a better way to clear your nasal passage during cold n flu season?
6- I used to have a puppy named Rocky, back before I became allergic to pet dander, and he was my baby. One day Papi took him out without a leash and he was gone for good. After that, I grew to hate dogs, except Celia's dog Bear because he looks like a smaller, brown-haired version of Rocky. I still miss his dumb ass...
So the other part of the tag was to go into your 6th photo album and post the 6th photo. And here it is:
The world's largest antibiotic from when I was on my deathbed in February. I really can't say WHY I took a picture of it, but I'd like to point out that this fucking pill was a BITCH to swallow, because my throat is retarded like that...
*smooches...begging and pleading- Please Don't Tag Me No Mo*
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I'm telling the next tagger, know this right now- I'm not participating. See this foot? *shows you foot* I'm puttin' it down.
NO. MORE. TAGS.
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6 comments:
Hmmmm...I've definitely had a few physical altercations, as you have been there for one of them. LOL!
When on planes and in the emergency row, I always say that I will help. Sure! No problemo! But then Gary and I look at each other and try to figure out who we can jump over and push around. Biatch - neither of us are helping anyone. I'd kick a mofo in the face before I let him out of the plane before me.
Witchcraft...yeah I studied to be a wicca so I understand.
1- Well at least it's not in public.
2- Wimp.
5-Lol I knew a lady how would make her kid swallow some vick's to clear up his cold.
GIRL PLEASE! Dominican could live off of Listerine and Vicks Vapor rub... acting like that shit cures aids and stuff!
@irene- yes, child... poor dude didn't know who he was messing with!
@clnmike- I try not to put all my crazy out in the street, so they won't put me away
@qucifer- LOL @ curing aids with Vick's... I wouldn't be surprised! HA!
That big pill LOOKS like a physical altercation. Mighta had to put that thing in a headlock first.
I, too, rehearse my lectures and stuff in the shower. It actually builds my confidence.
you never fought? you are Dominican and from Bed Stuy..? wow
wow yours was way better than mine...
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