They seem normal at first; they compliment my blog, my writing. We exchange words and jokes and tease each other about a variety of benign things. They speak intelligently, have degrees under their belt. They're witty; slaves to pop culture like myself. Hold down jobs, feed and dress themselves like they have some sense.
They seem like cool people.
And then it happens- their Crazy starts to peek out and show it's ass:
DUDE: i was dreaming when i wrote this
DUDE: forgive me if it goes astray
DUDE: but when i woke up this morning
DUDE: coulda sworn it was judgment day
ME: listening to His Purple Majesty
DUDE: nah...just popped in my head
ME: your head is crazy and random
DUDE: you have no idea
DUDE: well...maybe SOME idea
ME: I was gonna say...
DUDE: i swear sometimes my mind is a constant beehive of random
ME: what a visual...
DUDE: ya and inside THAT beehive, is another beehive
DUDE: but inside THAT beehive...a shopping mall
DUDE: its weird
DUDE: not weird that its a shopping mall
DUDE: but weird that its so busy b/c there aren't even any sales and my coupon expired
ME: *backs away slowly from IM window*
DUDE: what? what'd i say?
*smooches...happy that I won't be alone at Bellevue*
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when it's all said and done, if nothing else, I've met the most INTERESTING people in my lifetime...
Friday, January 16, 2009
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dead at no sales and the coupons are expired!
I was born at Bellevue...
Hmmmmmm
LOL
WTH?
Yeah he is crazy every mall has sales even imaginary ones inside of beehives that are inside of other beehives... lmao
@eb- you should have seen my face when that mess popped up on my screen!
@green- uh-oh... LOL
@slnmike- that's what *I* said!
@super dave- see, this is what I'm talking about; damn crazies flocking to me...lol
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