Can his toupee be just a little bit more obvious, because it's almost, maybe DEFINITELY only 99% percent noticeable. Dude, that is a definite fail!
Where did dude get this jacket? Amoebas R Us? Just be thankful I didn't catch the rest of his ensemble... and his girlfriend's shoes? BLECH... I saved you the trauma, trust me!
I saw Erykah Badu at the Vegas Airport. Okay, I'm kidding, but tell me this chick don't bare a striking resemblance?!
I am too through with you men who insist that wearing this
Or this
Is okay. I'm sick of all of y'all. Please stop it!!
This guy was almost a rape victim because his fine ass was asleep on the train across from me after I'd had too many drinks... for real, I almost starred in my very own SVU episode!
I have seen pure evil, folks, and its name is UGG MOCCASINS. I wanted to die three million deaths when I saw this atrocity on the subway platform in the middle of a cold ass week.
The economy must be in the toilet because cattle is looking for work in Brooklyn. Can you believe this mess?? Right on Flatbush Avenue like it's okay to have a cow in the middle of the sidewalk. Totally messed up my day!
When the Mickey D Itis hits, it's serious like a heart attack, which is what I thought this dude was having. But then I realized, no, he was in a French Fry Haze. So I took his picture while my babies shook their head in shame. I'm such a good mommy!
See that beautifully long and luxurious head of hair? Nice, right? Enviable, even, don't you think? Right... it belongs to a dude. I kid you not. I was too sad. And a little bit jealous.
Hey, Ma-ri! Baby I got yo' money, don't you worry, I said HEY! Baby I got yo' (Uruguayan) money!
Am I your secret? Do you read my blog late at night when everyone in the house is asleep, close your laptop when you hear someone on the stairs? When you're in the shower do you close your eyes and dream about my next blog post? Do you set your clock to 12:01AM in anticipation of what I will write next?
Yeah, I thought so.
*smooches...wondering what foolishness I'll capture once I get my Curve*
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yes, folks, you read correctly. I'm upgrading next month. To a crackberry. Pray for me, good people, pray for me!
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15 comments:
YOU'RE upgrading your dumbphone? And to a crackberry at that? Hold on, we're gonna need Beyonce to sing "At Last" again.
Hey! I knew you stole my money when you were here last time...and PS where are the Madea pics?? lol
This was so hilarious!
@and1grad- Roscoe is NOT a dumbphone... he's been very good to me this past year, and it was a very difficult decision to finally let him go.
@mari- UGH- I KNEW I forgot something! I'll save the Madea pics for next time LOL
@adrienne- I'm glad you enjoyed yourself; thanks for passing through :D
That is NOT a dude's hair! I don't believe it! I would've taken some scissors to his head just to be mean.
lmao @french fry haze...
My Niece swears them UGG moccasins was the greatest thing ever made. She's a kid she knows no better.
Dying at the guy at McDonalds...and the guy with the long hair makes me sick...yeah I'm hating...lol...
you know this is a damn shame... you cant even eat out or ride the train without someone catching you on candid camera.... I got this lady with rainbow dreads when I was in DC... I thought I was going to die... I should post it!
I hate you for that cow picture. I can't even capture stuff like this anymore because my Samsung doesn't let you put your camera on silent. Too many perverts takin' pics up girls skirts I guess.
WHOOOO CRACKBERRY here we come! I have quite a few pictures, I might have to upload them to my blog.
Well you already saw the fur coats, such a shame.
ps check my fbook DC album and check out brother man who came to the We are One concert with his acidwash jacket...oh yes! But still does not top Madea...everr!
LOL, your phone needs to be confiscated.
@aj brown- chile YES, it was a dude. Even my mom was like, "Take his picture!" lol
@super dave- please tell your niece to STOP THE MADNESS!
@s cooper- it was so hard to remain composed while watching old dude pass out in his seat
@eb- you know the deal... do NOT be around me n my camera unless you want to end up on the blog! lol
@gem- I hate that the cow was even there in the first place!! I was like WTF is this?!?!
@the f$%k it list- yes, I saw the coats SMDH... some people... *sigh*
@mari- yo, that's MY coat!! Where'd he find it?? lol
@clnmike- NEVER!!!!
HAHAHAHHA!!!!!
LMAO you can't pay for pics like those. Surprise you held out that long on posting them.
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