...ask, "Where is my Barack Obama" if you are not a Michelle. It's simple math, really.
...expect me to be in the mood if your breath smells like dirty monkey ass. I *will* dry up like the Sahara.
...speak to me while I'm watching LOST or HEROES, dammit! These storylines need my full attention so your chatter needs to pause for like 42 minutes.
...convince me that Denzel Washington is gorgeous because he's just not. He's not FUGLY or anything, but gorgeous is really pushing it.
...touch my hair. Period. Don't even ask.
...put yourself in the public eye and then complain about the attention. Please get over yourself.
...ask me questions you already know the answers to, and then get mad because I tell you the truth. I'm not here to sugarcoat shit so deal.
...be me, so just accept it and move it along. Nothing more to see here.
*smooches...giving you food for thought for the weekend*
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sooooo... Sunday is the big day, my reading, and I'm trying not to freak the hell out.
hopefully spending the day with Mari in DC on Saturday will help me relax.
peace, bitchezzzzzzz!
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Leave my Denzel alone! That's just not right for you come at him like that! He's gorgeous because I said so dammit...lol
And Sunday will go oh so smooth...because well I said so..lol
I just want to run my fingers thru your hair girl... lmao
Denzel...not gorgeous. Rufus Sewell from Eleventh Hour...HOT HOT HOT!
LOL!
Ok, you can laugh at me now.
Agreed about Denzel. I thought I was the only one who did not find him hot. See you tonight!
All of my friends and family know not to bother me on Wednesdays, from 9-10PM. They know, if they try, I will ignore them.
I then spend the week seeking out fellow watchers and conspiracy theorists so we can test out each other's ideas about what the hell is going on. Sure, they give you answers, and then fill the void with ten more new questions.
Heroes? I liked it. I still watch it. But I have to admit that I'm just not as into it. It seems all over the place and there are too many extra characters. I think I'm going to have to start this one from the beginning and see if I can still get back into it.
Oh, and the comment about the dirty monkey ass? I just about wet my pants. I was sitting next to that dude this morning on the train! And I could feel myself drying up. But you know I wasn't about to give up my seat to give his breath more room.
@smarty- yes, child, I read Eb's post... girl had me cracking up!! You're welcome :D
@a.j. brown- well at least you know we will never fight over him... he's all yours LOL
thanks for the encouraging words. I'll report back on Monday!
@super dave- those are like the worst words a dude could ever say to me! lol
@irene- I didn't even know who that dude was so I googled him. he's not horrific so I won't laugh. but he does have this 'serial killer' look about him so be careful!
@mari- you know I'll call a duck a duck in a minute! he's a good actor and he's aiight, but gorgeous? nope!
@kelly- OMG, YES!! Lost is notorious for answering one question and bringing up ten new ones. It drives me insane yet I cannot stop watching.
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMOKE MONSTER?!?! lol
Heroes is definitely getting on my nerves but I'm going to trust the writers for this season and see where it goes.
And this:
But you know I wasn't about to give up my seat to give his breath more room.
had ME wetting MY pants!!! Classic NY mentality right there LOL
Can *I* touch your hair, at least? Damn.
I never thought Denzel was extra special looking either. I was going to say we have the same tastes but after the other night with your midget drummer that emotions are always written all over his face... I have to beg to differ...lol
Good luck on sunday
I know the smoke monster is some kind of security system for the island. They finally explained that much, including showing the hole to which it retreats. But, of course, then that begs some questions ... security system created by the island? security system created by Dharma? to protect whom?
And, if it's a security system, why is it going out and seeming to randomly kill people? Why did it grab Mr. Eko and basically smack him down? He wasn't causing any trouble when that happened.
( Walks up - touches hair - laughs )
Dirty monkey ass...I cannot and will not stand for your shenanigans tonight.
I do not understand why so many panties melt over Denzel. He is not unattractive, but I think maybe he has brilliant charm. Charm will make a man seem like a bar of gold in a woman's eyes.
Ugh...Essence always has articles like, How To Find and Keep Your Own Barack Obama...I hate everything.
LOVE the pic!
I know what you mean about the STANK breath! I had a guy tryin to talk to me at the bar, it was so bad I had to practically plug my nose. I thought it was just me until I looked at my girlfriend, she was waving her hand in front of her nose . . . from ACROSS the table! *UGH* We nicknamed him Hal (short for Halitosis) . . . can we say breath mint?!
Hope your reading was awesome!!!
wants to know how the reading went...
*taps foot.
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