I Officially Start My Fitness Training Again This Weekend...

...because I'LL BE DAMNED TO HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY if 63-year-old Helen Mirren looks like this in a bikini:



and I look like this:



Jesus take the wheel.

*smooches...throwing out the last of my Reese's Pieces in the trash*
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I will not look grosser than a great-grandmother... I will not look grosser than a great-grandmother... I will NOT look grosser than a great-grandmother!!!