I Treat Them Like They Want To Be Treated

But before we get to that, I was able to host my show... I guess los santos got me a reprieve. The computer is still a piece of crap but that's a post for another day.

Meanwhile, a big thank you to Bossmack TopSoil for coming in at the last minute and helping me out with the show, and to my regulars... who loves you, baby?!?! Now, listen to the podcast of Monday Musings here. Because the rest of you know you feel guilty that you missed it. You know who you are...

And now back to the post...

IM conversation circa summer 2007 or 2008... who even remembers anymore...:

VATO LOCO: U GOT TO MAKE IT UP 2ME
ME: call one of your reserve hos
VATO LOCO: LOL
VATO LOCO: NO RESERVE HOS
ME: get some; I'm a busy girl
VATO LOCO: SMART ASS
ME: always
VATO LOCO: I LIKE IT
ME: your species always do
VATO LOCO: LOL I'M SARCASTIC ALSO
ME: who's being sarcastic? I only speak truth
VATO LOCO: CALL ME
ME: no. you're wasting my daytime minutes

And THAT, ladies, is how you get a man to fall in love with you...

*smooches...thinking of getting 'SMART ASS' tattooed on my face*
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might as well, seeing as dudes stay calling me that...