I didn't host my show last night after all... more technical difficulties of the human kind. But I thought in light of the topic I was going to discuss, this little tale was an appropriate representation of my feelings towards organized religions and their followers...
A random Saturday morning.
C calls to say he is downstairs waiting to take the babies to Six Flags. But then we hear the doorbell ring and assume it is him needing to use the facilities.
K is on her way to let her dad in when I get another call from him...
C: Be careful; there are Witnesses at your door.
ME: (yelling as if in a horror movie) K!! COME BACK, CAME BACK!! IT'S THE WITNESSES!!
K runs back up, kinda shook, and asks, "Who?"
ME: Jehovah's Witnesses!! They were at the door!!
*smooches...more afraid of The Witnesses than I am of men in fur!!*
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I mean, why were they ringing my bell anyway?? Don't they know we're Muslim/Agnostic up in here? Sheesh!
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ROTFLMAO!!! That was high-larious! Why does everyone treat the witnesses like that?
LMFAO!!!!!!! I don't know men in fur might scare me more, but there was this one lady in a Jehovah's Witnesses t-shirt, a velvet knee-length skirt, thick ass socks, and those orthapedic shoes who rang my doorbell...I get chills just thinking about her
LMAO!! That's too funny. When I was younger my parents used to get into it big time because my dad would let them in and talk to them because he felt bad for them...and my mom would be extra pissed because they would be there for hours. Wow...bringing back the memories...LOL!
LMAO! "The Witnesses". LOL! that is some funny shite! Gary got caught by them on Saturday. Poor fool stood there for 10 minutes trying to get away from them!
One time they caught me walking to my car... it was the middle of a weekday. I thought they only attacked on saturdays.
HAHA! The Witnesses are like a gang! I usually toy with them saying I believe in Xenu or something crazy. I have to stop it though because CJ might think that is appropriate behavior hahah
SO DESTROYED at you screaming like in the horror movies! Now I'm imagining the camera zooming in on ya'll and then the door with dramatic music.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAA! I do the same thing! I have dropped to the floor and crawled across so they wouldn't see me!
My mom used to have a favorite witness that she would let in the house and talk for hours! She would always invite her in at christmas. The lady would say "oh you give sooo many gifts." My mom would say "yes, would you like one?" I would always start laughing at that shyt!
when they knock on my door:
"Peace! come in. I hope you bought your notebooks, cause class is about to start. And just think, I am not even charging you for this!"
my wife begs them not to knock on my door...
@everyone- glad to know I'm not the only one with a yucky experience with the Witnesses. Now I don't feel so bad!
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