Dear Readers,
The Jaded NYer will be on hiatus for a couple of days while she gets a few things in order.
First- she needs to file her taxes... or the more likely alternative, file for an extension.
Second- she needs to have a serious discussion with her uterus and then with her OB/GYN, because she is truly sick and tired of being sick and tired every month.
Finally- she needs to get her house in order- literally and figuratively- before the babies come back on Sunday.
And lets not even get into the fact that, although she's a pretty tough cookie 95% of the time, right now she's a hot stanky-legged mess over some dude that isn't even worth it. And it's not so much the dude but her frustration with dudes in general... this dude is just the dude that broke the camel's back.
So she's gonna take a few days to get back to normal. Obviously Monday Musings is canceled because more than likely 10PM will find The Jaded NYer curled up on her couch in the fetal position trying to will her cramps away with telekinesis. But feel free to catch up on the archives and to poke fun at her in the comments. It's what I would do. MUAHAHAHAHA
Sincerely,
Lady Estrogen
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Aw, feel better girl! We'll miss you 'round these interwebs in the meantime!
Well I do hope you feel better. Now get up, get some tea and a heating pad and get the house straightened up.
As for taxes, GIRL will you please let your Mama handle that. let me see what kind of crafty story I can come up with to tell her.
Thanks for the well wishes.
@the f$%k it list- my mom hasn't even done HER taxes... so she can't do mine. we were both slacking this year...
You know what I think will solve all of this for you? A lil nekkid hot tub action. You're invited whenever.
I just realised that probably sounds like I'm hitting on you, which I'm not. Though that's not to say you're not a very attractive lady. I was just...oh, forget it.
Ok than, lol.
if you just let a certain chocolate brolic someone... I wont post his name but you know who I'm talking about.. bang out a couple corners of that uterus... you will be alright and all will be right with the jaded world... lol
bwhahahahahah
@bangs and a bun- I'm packing my bags right now... hot tub, here I come!! (hehehe... I said "come")
@clnmike- YO, wassup, dude??? How they hanging?
@eb- OMG OMG OMG!!! You are officially BANNED from the comments!!! *dead* LMAO
i now TOTALLY understand why her name is BANGS and a bun.
And, YES, please please please ob/gyn ... make it stop! I can't go through this anymore .... I mean. um. thejadednyer need you to make it stop for ... um ... her.
Right?
And about this chocolate brolic ... what's his number again?
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