This Is Why I'm Hot...

The following is based on a phone conversation with a male friend:

HIM: So what are you doing?

ME: Lying on the couch resting my uterus.

HIM: You know what? This conversation is over...

*smooches...wondering why dudes get so squeamish about menstruation*
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it's a natural, biological function that every woman, EVEN YOUR MOMMA, goes through. accept it and move on!