Besides my recent blog break, I recently took a mini (i.e. 2-day) Twitter break, too. Just an all-around tech break to get some peace and quiet. Some people didn't take to kindly to that...
HIM: You know you want to twitter, Raquim. Don't deny your feelings!! TWITTER. TWITTEEEERRRRRR! ;-)
ME: Lucifer? How did you get my number?
HIM: As it turns out, Jesus stinks at poker. That halo is such a tell. Sucker!!
*smooches...resolved to never give Jesus my number again*
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I mean, if you can't trust THAT fool to keep your private number, you know, PRIVATE, then who can you trust?!?!
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3 comments:
I can't with you! hahaha.
LMAO!!! Somehow, I think reading this makes us all candidates for prime real estate on the Lake of Fire.
The idea of Jesus playing poker is just too much for me today. *smh*
I tried to take a twitter break once. But I started sweating, picking up my phone at random moments and thinking about @replies and fell off the bandwagon after just 2 hours...lol
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