"Wherefore Art Thou, Lightening?"

Besides my recent blog break, I recently took a mini (i.e. 2-day) Twitter break, too. Just an all-around tech break to get some peace and quiet. Some people didn't take to kindly to that...

HIM: You know you want to twitter, Raquim. Don't deny your feelings!! TWITTER. TWITTEEEERRRRRR! ;-)

ME: Lucifer? How did you get my number?

HIM: As it turns out, Jesus stinks at poker. That halo is such a tell. Sucker!!

*smooches...resolved to never give Jesus my number again*
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I mean, if you can't trust THAT fool to keep your private number, you know, PRIVATE, then who can you trust?!?!