I read over yesterday's post and realized how smooshy-wooshy feel good it sounded and I all but threw up in my mouth! I think the suburbs of NJ have started to infiltrate my brain.
It reminded me of Jerry's transformation in the Serenity Now episode, as seen here:
Since when am I happy? And smiling? And all of a sudden motivated to finish my thesis? OMG, and just yesterday I had the urge to rub this pregnant woman's belly! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Where's the antidote to this shit? I can't, I repeat, I CAN'T lose my edge. I love my edge. It was so...EDGY!
And all y'all who were like, "love the positivity" and cheering me on need to be smacked!
I need a Costanza to scare me straight... SERENITY NOWWWWWW!
*smooches...admitting my fear of happiness*
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but seriously, don't let me get all fluffy bunny n shit. I beg of you!
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I feel you, the possibility of happiness scares the shit outta me too, but when do you stop running from it? How often does that bitch come knocking?
Happiness comes even less than opportunity and you know how long that bitch has been missing for writers!
If happiness is looking for you, stop hiding! Is that NOT what the hell you go through all this shit for? Is it NOT the reason you get up everyday and trek to a job you hate so that you can get the experience you need to ultimately do a job you love that makes your cynical ass happy?
I say embrace it! We grew to love a happy Mary J. Blige and we'll do the same for you too! :)
You will never lose your edge so don't worry about it. As long as there are people in the streets of BK and your kids are around you will always always have something to put the fluff away for.
And don't be trying to smack me, I warned you about my powers hahaha.
Beyatch what? You found a little happiness and now you want to take it back! I'm going to smack the shyt out of you for writing that shyt!
Now if you get too soft do trust I will say beyatch you're a little soft now. You need to get edgy! But hot dayum girl enjoy this shyt as Smarty said "If happiness is looking for you stop hiding"! I'm about to drop kick yo ass in the chest! *stumps away stretching my legs for the drop*
so the consensus is to just shut the fuck up and be happy? got it... lol
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